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Considering the source, that’s a compliment.
What’s the matter, Precious Snowflake? Are your feelings hurt? Maybe you need to go back to your safe zone.
You do realize, don’t you, that in the entire history of this board, no one has ever taken your helpful advice?
Yes. The fact that I understand he’s an asshole, but I can’t put him on ignore. Volumes, I tell you - volumes!
Is it that you’re afraid they’ll knock you off your Biggest Asshole throne? Never fear, it appears you’ll *always *have your Chaise of Oblivious Conservative Hypocrisy to lounge on. (It’s the centerpiece of the ‘I’ve got mine so fuck you if you want yours’ suite.)
Not coming back would have been a good way to avoid seeing any more of his posts.
Boo-fucking-hoo. Poor poor Precious Snowflake. You come into the Pit, say asinine things, act like a total shithead, and then get weepy when people insult you. Just like your idol Trump. It does speak volumes about you that you’re such a hypocrite and so completely unaware of your own behavior.
At this point I feel anything short of Clothy levels is just sorta mission creep. I don’t like Shodan very much, but he’s not a troll, and does contribute *something *to the board’s culture. Same with Okrahoma.
Now I’m not going to say I’m recommending this, but I will point out that if someone were to just magically disappear Clothahump’s account for no apparent reason and without any trace, I don’t think too many tears would be shed.
I think I quit paying attention to Clothahump about a year and a half ago when he called me (insinuated that I am) a bigot.
But your first sentence explains why we need him here. He’s a perfect example of someone who genuinely believes what his right-wing, low-intelligence news sources tell him, thus providing a useful benchmark against which to measure people who spout similar bullshit solely for the purpose of trolling us. Poe’s Law is hard enough to deal with without losing such a valuable resource.
Coming from a misanthrope like him, though, that’s high praise. He wanted to show you that he understood why your bigotry only extends to pieces of fecal dandruff like himself, but he’s like a Smurf. Or Snarf. Certain bits of language are too complex for his pathetic little brain to make his vocal chords say, so he can only repeat some words where intelligent conversation should go. Thus, he’s like a parrot owned by Nell. You may get him to say things beyond “fuck off,” but it’s just some rambling bit of language that only people with serious cognitive deficiencies can comprehend. Cavemen drawing on cave walls are more advanced.
Except he already admitted he’s just trolling, so what’s the fucking point?
This is objectively nonsense. Colibrí is the exact opposite of an asshole. Sorry your time-out was ineffective.
No, we need Clothahump the way Lou Costello needed Bud Abbott. Seriously, who has not read one of his posts, said “oh, geez, really?” and then had a good laugh.
Or maybe Bald Eagles ARE assholes? 
Are there any atheists in fauxholes?
Please do.