In the patriarchy the man is the family. An attack on the man is an attack on his wife and his children.
[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]
BFT
I was preparing a little screed for him but now I can let that negative energy go.
But at least the Paper Towel Tube Test will forever live on in song and story.
Always nice when the moderators confirm my ignore list.
I wish banned posters were automatically ignored, so that no one could see their posts unless they clicked-through. Without that, I’ll need to keep them on my ignore list for a while until current threads no longer have their posts.
rips a paper towel tube into a confetti
One of these days, y’all’re going to have to tell me about the paper towel tube.
Starts here on page 107. Be warned, it’s like a trip to the creepy as all hell corner of the Twilight Zone
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=630580&page=107
Thanks.
From shower hugs to… whatever the hell this is:
That has got to be one of the most disturbing paragraphs I’ve ever read.
Aren’t you glad you asked?
Why did I read that thread? Jeez-whiz, I cant unread that.
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14724158&postcount=2430
Earliest mention of tubes I found. (Page searches never work for me, btw.)
The best line in that post:
" the sickos in this thread would accuse me of getting off on it, which of course is utter bullshit substantiated by my eight year, 12,000 post history on this board which has been totally free of skeevy attempts with the board’s female posters."
What a great guy.
Couldn’t happen to more vile, disgusting creep. Good riddance.
I sincerely hope the mods continue the Good Work. Just a few more to go.
Hey, wait, why can’t the mods ban someone from the Supreme Court?
(Okay, they could give them a warning or two first…)
Why don’t we all just write in Cecil for potus.
Beck, you might want to sit down - there is no Cecil. He’s like Santa Claus: A myth invented to appease the masses.
Even so, a mythical Cecil Adams would do a better job than Fuckface von Clownstick. We ought to start campaigning for Cecil for President, though, it might take longer than we expect.