Be really awesome if people’d just stop quoting him.
Says the poster with more than 2600 posts in the Pit (over 30% of his total posts).:D:D:D
Helmut, you might take octopus as an object lesson in how not to behave in the Pit (or anywhere else on the board).
I get a lot of Pit hate. This is true. But I am a beloved GD and elections poster. I might branch out to cafe society as I do have a TV.
I think you have the concept of “beloved” conflated with “not despised quite as much as HurricaneDitka”.
We’re *this *close to pie recipes aren’t we?
Colibri - congratulations! You should share more often. 
Look what you all have done. Instead of Beetlejuice, we got Squidward.
The OP of that thread is the same dude who helpfully provided an answer to the question of who should pay reparations to African Americans. Why African Americans themselves, who else!
Now banned, thankfully, so we don’t have to wait until school starts again and he has to do homework instead of trolling internet boards.
Kinda depends. Pecan trees are cheerful and generous, but the willow is widely known for its morose attitudes. Eeyore with leaves, usually.
In conversation, I find redwoods to be stodgy and stubbornly conservative and belligerent in their political opinions. Their bark is worse than their bite, of course…
Eh, never mind
And here we have {drum roll, please} Sage Rat doing his very own version of JAQing off to {the envelope, please} Representative Ilhan Omar might have married her brother to get him into the United States of America {see the linked and subsequent posts in that thread by our newest contender!}.
I don’t know if that constitutes trolling but certainly that whole Omar argument was patently ludicrous.
This thread is doing *wonders *for the health of my Ignore list.
A good example of value being objective can be found in the “value” of magic mushrooms vs. the “value” of beer. Magic mushrooms, whose primary hallucinogenic ingredient I believe is psilocybin, inspire the kind of driveling pseudo-existentialist bloviations for which our resident hallucinatory nitwit has become so well known here, whereas beer enables one to enjoy life.
Less magic mushrooms, more beer – there’s an objective value proposition! And furthermore, it’s a key to good living and less annoyance on the board that I heartily wish our adolescent would-be existentialist sophist would embrace with all of his Buddhist sensibilities. Even better, of course, he could just fuck off; Lord knows, for most of us that day couldn’t come too soon. He was already warned about these tiresome threads but, as someone else already mentioned somewhere, that mod stepped down and the matter is no longer getting a lot of attention.
Hell to the yes.
I’m making fun of Tempe Jeff’s ludicrous argument that Mia Love being married to a white man means that it’s laughable that conservatives could be bigots…
His post…
My parody…
My posts #459 and #471 make it pretty clear that I don’t agree with the argument that Tempe Jeff is making.
Shoot, sorry, I saw Tempe Jeff’s shit and just conflated yours with his. TJ definitely deserves a shout out in this thread for his nonsense.
you missed tempe jeffs response to eva lunas post in the “coasting to retirement thread” a while back …he normally pops in makes some sort of shitty racist post and then never comes back … ive reported him like twice now …