It’s difficult to talk about the behavior of non-whites on this board without raising racist flags. It’s a delicate balance between keeping the post funny, matching the humor of the occasion, and expressing in ways that won’t cause knee-jerk reactions. I’m just as likely to lampoon the ridiculous behavior of whites as I am other races, but nobody will remember that.
If someone is doing something stupid-funny, why does their ancestry have any significance?
Anyone taking bets?
Sounds like a poster with a hopelessly optimistic user name.
Which banned fucking jackoff would have watched a BBC documentary on incels and sock-up to defend them?
Initially I thought it was Velocity. Suddenly there’s someone who presents the same “scientific” evidence he does for incels?
Some people just have it in their [del]jeans[/del] genes.
Nah, he is too busy being terrified that everything on the planet is going to kill him.
End of the weekend.
Well this is weird. Probably not trolling, but weird enough that it deserves mention, in my biased (and evil?) opinion. Poster covfefe’s user profile:
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=176845
Damuri Ajashi once called me “the most dangerous poster on this board”. Now I’m the “worst evil” covfefe has ever “faced down” (worse than Trump, no less!).
Must be your evil i. 
I’m confused. Which one is the evil one?
this one: “i”
Hope that helps!
I mean, since we’re going down this path and all… 
Wow, that is power, a super power, even if it is evil. Your mere presence is more than be coped with. Not even things you have said or done, but your very existence has other posters wilting and withering like poppies in the sun.
That’s fucking hilarious.
At least he didn’t flounce out of here calling you “four-i’s”. That would’ve been pathetic. This is just sad.
Oh, and don’t call people on the left ‘unhinged’ and then claim to be a Liberal. That’s an insult commonly thrown around by people on the far right. It only gives you away.
Like every other lying fuck who comes to this board trying to claim they’re a liberal, but throws around right wing language and talking points, we can smell you a mile away.