Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

Why, thank you! GlowingDarkness was an incredible muse.

If you’re doing it for your own personal amusement, you just might be a troll.

Everyone on here posts for their own personal amusement, so.

How about lying and spreading bullshit with the intent of pissing off people? Does that hit a little closer to home?

If my posting personality makes you, or others, so upset then maybe you, and others, need to learn how to control your emotions. I have nothing to do with how you react to my perfectly valid opinions, observations, and replies to others. That’s all on yourselves.

And there’s plenty of overbearing bullshit to go around, so singling out little ole’ me is a bit hypocritical, don’t you think.

Oh please. You hopped into the spotlight like Trump shoving into a photo op.

You should change your username to “Annoying”, not that I care because if you post a lot more I may just have to put you on “ignore” to save wasting my time scrolling through threads.

I love how you think of this as a “far-left” board that you’ve decided to troll. It’s actually a board with mostly intelligent posters except for the usual fuckwads and wingnuts like you who drop in from time to time, and the problem for wingnuts here is that, as often said, reality tends to have a liberal bias. Creationism? No problem, the wingnuts are with you. Climate change denial? The wingnuts are right there with you.

So, no, the board is here for intelligent conversation, and the Pit is here to unreservedly criticize ignoramuses who deserve it. Ignoramuses like you.

Just because the theme of the board you post on is “Fighting Ignorance” does not mean it certifies you or anyone else as intelligent, or “right” or correct.

Something a Wise Old Bird once told me:

If you run into assholes once in a while, well, everybody runs into assholes now and then.
If you run into assholes all the time, well, maybe the asshole is you.

True, but irrelevant

I’m amused by and enjoy actual conversations, not just shit stirring and lobbing insults at strangers.

Which action is more likely to convince a group of strangers that you’re not a troll:

A) Join a thread about trolls and repeatedly say “I’m not a troll, honest!”;
B) Spend every post mocking people for discussing trolls;
C) Talk about how you’re just here to wind people up; or
D) Actually contribute constructively to discussions?

E) Not give a fuck what other weenies think and just say what you wanna say.

Wrong, but thanks for playing.

But you do give a fuck, which is why you reply as you do.

My teenage daughter can come up with a more nuanced, and accurate, reason to be an asshole. Try harder.

I’m good thanks. I make one lazy post and there’s guaranteed at least 2 or 3 morons jumping at it. You guys are already more obedient than my dog.

Maybe look into one-on-one obedience work.

I’m not that fussed. He’s got a hard headed character and I kinda like it.

I don’t care how much peanut butter you apply, I’m not gonna lick your balls.

Hummus!

Ingredients

1 clove garlic
1 (19 ounce) can garbanzo beans, half the liquid reserved
4 tablespoons lemon juice
2 tablespoons tahini
1 clove garlic, chopped
1 teaspoon salt
black pepper to taste
2 tablespoons olive oil

In a blender, chop the garlic. Pour garbanzo beans into the blender, reserving about a tablespoon for garnish. Add reserved liquid, lemon juice, tahini, and salt to the blender. Blend until creamy and well mixed.

Transfer the mixture to a medium serving bowl. Sprinkle with pepper and pour olive oil over the top. Garnish with reserved garbanzo beans.