Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

We’re on it

Regardless of whether Great White Dope is a sock, every single one of his posts so far has been obvious trolling. Serious comment, I’m not being facetious. There is clearly no interest in having a discussion. It’s almost irrelevant whether it’s a sock.

It is somewhat amusing to play “match the socks” however.

Yep. Inventing reasons for women to hate him is a DerekMichaels thing.

Women who are repulsed by SHORT men’s genitals.

Or perhaps women who are repulsed by some men’s short genitals.

Here’s a new one. Already banned and cornfielded, unfortunately.

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(I broke the links in the YouTube videos and removed an email address. I hope I’m not violating the SDMB rules about altering quotes.)

Nah, whenever I find an unmatched sock I deem it useless and throw it out. The effort of establishing the provenance of clearly useless things like newbie trolls makes for needless work, IMHO.

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And cornfielded again. I’m not entirely sure what the thought process was behind, “The mods deleted this post just, like, yesterday, but I’m sure they’re okay with me posting it here,” but I’d advise against doing it again.
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Because the lot of us are curious busy-bodies, basically, and we usually ask each other for the details. We’ll try and keep it off the thread.

8100Gerry trying very hard to make a niche for himself: Am I Crazy? I could buy the cable company lying to him. I can’t buy him then saying that “Marxists” may be bugging his phone.

Don’t forget that his package from Kyrgyzstan hasn’t arrived yet.

When I got to that part of the post, I actually LOL’d.

Strong out of the gate is bhuvan who suddenly fell asleep and woke up with no “pain in anal area after this incident,” but still concerned maybe he was raped. Yes, this strangely happened to a similarly-named poster 2 years ago. But that guy slept 6 hours in the three days before the incident, and the new guy slept only 5 hours. So totally different.

I suspect this one won’t be around long.

He be gone.

I just now clicked on the “Was I drugged?” thread and it is gone. I was curious, now I’m not. Thank you.

I was going to suggest looking at the old one which was essentially the same, but the mods cornfielded that one at the same time. If you didn’t see it, trust me - the mods did the right thing.

Me too. :smiley:

We got a live one! Some dense wall 'o sex text. I couldn’t even make it past the first few sentences.

Closed.

Something of a record though for the sheer number of logical fallacies per sentence. Perhaps it should be preserved and used in textbooks.