Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

[Emiliana]

The troll obsessed with accidental reproduction wanted his testicles removed so that he wouldn’t produce sperm. He planned on taking testosterone, should he talk some surgeon into the plan.

FJ apparently (if not actually a troll) simply wants to look effeminate. Testicle removal would accomplish that, I suppose, but I can’t see any reason to lose the penis, since he doesn’t identify as trans or want, so far as he’s shared with us, a vagina.

Reproduction troll had just that one interest. FJ seems to find wank material in a wider range of subjects.

[John_Mace]

Imagine the knowledge that got displaced in your brain by all that. You might have been able to cure cancer!

[Emiliana]

@John_Mace

Imagine the knowledge that got displaced in your brain by all that. You might have been able to cure cancer!

I know! That very thing disturbed me as a typed it. I’ve probably lost my entire college education reading this board.

[John_Mace]

Why do I sometimes get a strange sense of terror that a “monster” is close?

Because you’re bonkers. That’s why.

[Ambivalid]

@John_Mace

Why do I sometimes get a strange sense of terror that a “monster” is close?

Because you’re bonkers. That’s why.

I chose more diplomatic words but I said basically as much in the thread.

[Ambivalid]

@Emiliana

He planned on taking testosterone, should he talk some surgeon into the plan.

FJ apparently (if not actually a troll) simply wants to look effeminate. Testicle removal would accomplish that, I suppose

This makes no sense. If the desire is to look effeminate, then adding testosterone after testes removal would prevent that from happening. You’re simply replacing the natural means with a chemical one.

[madsircool]

@John_Mace

Why do I sometimes get a strange sense of terror that a “monster” is close?

Because you’re bonkers. That’s why.

Its Charley Wayne.

[EinsteinsHund]

@Ambivalid

This makes no sense. If the desire is to look effeminate, then adding testosterone after testes removal would prevent that from happening. You’re simply replacing the natural means with a chemical one.

As I understood it, Emiliana was talking about two different trolls/freaks/whatever.

[ioioio]

I don’t believe for a moment that FJ actually had his dick and balls cut off.

On December 10, 2016, shortly after joining, FJ posted this:
What would the effects of pre-pubescent castration on a human male be?

My main question is, what if someone like me underwent castration before I began puberty?

In our current thread (Omnibus Trolls), on May 10, 2017, FJ posted:

I should inform you and other users that I got a full penectomy and castration in a country with ‘less stringest rules’ to become prevent the further masculinisation of my body during puberty and to further my attemps to become more androgynous. Unlike trans people who undergo SRS, I don’t identify as woman at all but rather prefer to be a ‘nullified’ male. This included removing my ability for sex and masturbation.

It seems extremely unlikely that FJ underwent this drastic surgery during that five-month period without bothering to mention it at the time.

• Quotes clipped for brevity / relevance.

[steatopygia]

@madsircool

Its Charley Wayne.

Maybe, but I don’t think so.
Charley Wayne could post in a normal conversational (though simple) voice.
He also would post in threads he did not start.

[Emiliana]

@Ambivalid

This makes no sense. If the desire is to look effeminate, then adding testosterone after testes removal would prevent that from happening. You’re simply replacing the natural means with a chemical one.

Two posters. I was responding to the question of whether they could be the same. Obviously they could be, but the stories are different. Styles too.

[Spice_Weasel]

@Emiliana

Two posters. I was responding to the question of whether they could be the same. Obviously they could be, but the stories are different. Styles too.

Thanks for the clarification. Sigh.

[femmejean]

Can I ask guys, how long has this Trolls R US Thread been going on for?

I see this one was started last year in May but I do wonder, has this past-time been going on since the early 2000s?

[QuickSilver]

@femmejean

Can I ask guys, how long has this Trolls R US Thread been going on for?

I see this one was started last year in May but I do wonder, has this past-time been going on since the early 2000s?

There is nothing new under the sun, son.Trolling is older than you are. Much older.

[digs]

Annnd, **FJ **goes after another poster’s ethnicity. I bring it up here because it had nothing to do with the subject of the thread (“Why wouldn’t random clerk sell me alcohol?”)…

[John_DiFool]

giving him upper case initials doesn’t do the bloke justice.

[Monty]

@digs

Annnd, **FJ **goes after another poster’s ethnicity. I bring it up here because it had nothing to do with the subject of the thread (“Why wouldn’t random clerk sell me alcohol?”)…

I wonder what the twerp’s reaction would be if someone were to mention that there is not one Chinese ethnicity", but rather at least 56, not all of whom “look Chinese”.

[Channing_Idaho_Banks]

@femmejean

Can I ask guys, how long has this Trolls R US Thread been going on for?

I see this one was started last year in May but I do wonder, has this past-time been going on since the early 2000s?

It’s called a pastime.

[madsircool]

@steatopygia

Maybe, but I don’t think so.
Charley Wayne could post in a normal conversational (though simple) voice.
He also would post in threads he did not start.

I disagree…exhibit A

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20250735

I still laugh when CW mentioned Ellendils Hair…

But i wouldn’t ban him…id hire him. He creates some funny content.

[femmejean]

@Channing_Idaho_Banks

It’s called a pastime.

Well excuse my Mr Channing, you should know that English is not my first language :mad: