You know, I had an ‘Eureka’ moment where I realized just what it is that Condescending Robot is upset about in that piece of glurge. And now it makes all the sense in the world why he’s upset.
He is justly offended that the viewpoint character of the glurge appears to be saying that it doesn’t matter whether the homophobes consider being gay to be sinful or not. Which is understandable, because that is exactly what the text of the glurge does say. And if you happen to be a gay person who may well have been personally hurt by said homophobes and their religiously-based condemnation, and is certainly being deprived of civil rights by them and their attitude, saying “It doesn’t matter” sounds heartless, reducing real and objective injury to a shoulder shrug.
The point is, the glurgist is not saying “It doesn’t matter whether the Bible condemns homosexuality” to gay people – he’s saying it to the homopohobes.. And while that at first glance sounds like a distinction without a difference, it actually makes all the difference in the world.
Because what he’s saying to the homophobes is, “If you clowns were gay, then it might make some difference what certain Bible passages may or may not have to say about whether being gay is sinful. But presumably and supposedly you’re not. What you are, according to what you call yourselves, is people who took Jesus Christ as Savior and Lord and promised to follow His commandments.. And what he’s telling you – you qho claim the name of Christian, not those people over there with the rainbow flags – to do is pretty damn simple. And it doesn’t involve railing at them about how sinful they are or trying to ban them from equal treatment at law. It’s this: Love them as you love yourself. Treat them as you would want to be treated if the shoe were on the other foot. Try to avoid judgiing them, and if you do judge, judge with lovingkindness, compassion, and mercy, remembering that you too will be judged with the same measure by which you judge. Those are the big commandments, the ones you’re supposed to do first and foremost, the doing of which fulfills the whole Law.” And every word of that can be proved out of the same Bible that they use to condemn gay people. That’s why he’s saying “it doesn’t matter” – because the people he’s saying it to are focusing on other people’s supposed sins and not doing what they themselves have been commanded to do by their supposed Lord.
Love your neighbor as yourself. When asked, “who is my neighbor?”, Jesus replied with a parable. And we’ve facilely used “good Samaritan” in so many contexts that it doesn’t come across how radical making a Samaritan the hero of the story is. Want a modern version?
A certain man was driving down to Washington. And he picked up some hitchhikers, who proved to be thugs who beat him mercilesslyt and robbed him, stole his car, and left him badly wounded by hte side of the road. Now Pat Robertson was driving down the road and saw him lying there. But he was late for a meeting with the Republican Caucus, to let them know what the Religious Right expected them to try to enact. So he drove on by/ Then Antonin Scalia came driving down the road and he too saw him there. But he knew that if he didn’t get back to the Court, the Wise Latina would win a majority to her activist liberal opinion instead of Scalia’s own solid Conservative Republican opinion firmly grounded in his reading of the Constitutional text. So he too drove on by. Then Mubarak Dahir came driving alkong, heading down to Washington to do some lobbying. And he is of co9urse a gay Arab wth Islamic family roots. And he stopped, helped the man into his car, drove him to the hospital, and arranged for the man’s care, guaranteeing that whatever costs were not covered he would pay. Now which of these men did the neighborly thing for the beaten robbery victim? That is how shocking Jesus picking a Samaritan was.