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I was in the NORVA area a few years ago, and passed by an office complex that gave their business name, and “Reality Brokers” as their business type.
I was so tempted to see how much a new reality would set me back.
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I’ve got a wooden sign that was abandoned at a construction site advertising for a company called “Diversified Reality”. Sometimes I’ve been tempted to call the number on the sign, but then I figure being under the yoke of the Nazi lizard-people or living in a world where Rome never fell (complete with gladiatorial games and mass crucifixions) would be kind of a steep price to pay for being rich and famous and dating supermodels.