"ON" parking. That means YOU!

I’ve got a wooden sign that was abandoned at a construction site advertising for a company called “Diversified Reality”. Sometimes I’ve been tempted to call the number on the sign, but then I figure being under the yoke of the Nazi lizard-people or living in a world where Rome never fell (complete with gladiatorial games and mass crucifixions) would be kind of a steep price to pay for being rich and famous and dating supermodels.