Title for business cards?
Uncritterless (Possible squeeing)
Pet store owner, eh?
**What Does “Deep Throat” Mean To You?
Can someone explain why this is offensive? **
I have kidnapped Cecil
Speaking In "Tongues"
“What are your demands for his return?”
“Fizzlu dargala guumbach! Aroo! Aroo!”
**Explain the Death Panels thing to me
Well, the Democrats just threw me under a bus with healthcare.
**
Cyberstalking - what can be done?
Trimmer for a guy’s head
A chainsaw is harsh, but effective.
What is the most incompetent company?
Things that go bump in the night
I’ve stopped calling on them for computer repairs.
** How can you be X faith if you don’t believe your holy word
The Religion of Evolution **
Death to the Heretics of Darwin and his Origin of Species!
We follow the One True Wallace!
** Am I having orgasms?
Handy sets of facts to memorize**
Do you have a Sexual Flush?
Do you have an elevated heart rate?
Are you…
** God Hates Division By Zero
Gender divide? Feminist Overkill? (I’m not sure what to title this thread) **
How does God feel about Division by Gender?
I Need To Shave My Pussy
Ask the Health Inspector
Is that even in their job descriptions?
**If the Jews control Hollywood, then why…
Is “Captain Sulu” gay in any Star Trek novels? **
I may need more info to understand this particular conspiracy theory you have going there.
** Ask the Health Inspector
Would You Buy a Volvo or SAAB made in China? **
Nope…too much lead
Poorly Conceived Shop Names
Little boys in the womens’ locker room
That’s the worst name for a strip club I’ve ever heard.
Things that go bump in the night
Now that’s not bad.
Dealing with tough situations…
I’m getting married today!
I don’t know if “tough situation” is the right term for it.
I Wear No Pants.
The 24 Rape Comedy
It seemed like a good idea at the time
Has Anyone Here Touched A Porcupine?
Ouchy.
Ask the Chick Who’s One Month Pregnant
Title for business cards?
Uhm…
Expecting Inc.?
Eight to go?
Bun in the oven?
**Bauer Bitch Domination Theory
Black Slave Owners in America **
I don’t like where this is going…
Why do Fundies call skeptics/scientific materialists “secular humanists”?
The Religion of Evolution
I just realized what an absolute bastard I was today
So I completely fail at dating.
Childless and old? Are you satisified, or regretful?
Do you have a suggestion for a good token sympathy gift?
If you’re considering dropping off your brats for me to baby-sit, think again.
**What do genetic blood ties mean to you?
24 or 30 inch scoop for my tractor? **
Depends, how fat are your relatives?
Traveling the Australian East Coast, a few more questions
Was this ambulance ride nessecary?
150 Miles To A Bookstore
Yes, illiteracy is a recognised ailment in Australia.
Get ready for more gouging: Live Nation and Ticketmaster merge.
Philly Dopefest February 2010
You don’t even want to know what tickets to this event will cost.
**Can someone explain why this is offensive?
Men: What’s your penis, (and other penises for that matter), to you? **
** Counting calories
January 2010 Weight Loss Thread
January 2010 Weight Gain Thread **