my true love gave to me a tremendous bout of oversharing.
I love fruitcake! I don’t care who knows!
I love diarrhea!
I can only imagine those two loves are deeply connected.
On the first day…
Go Ahead…I Can Take It.
Make up fake commercials
I love diarrhea!
Nah, that’s a little too fake, I think.
Ask the particle physicist
Sick cat – advice needed
Physicist. Not physician. Big difference.
(Envisioning Nigel Tufnel: “What’s wrong with being sexy…”)
But you DO need a physicist, because the cat is both sick and healthy at the same time. 
I found my mom on the floor babbling
Anybody else not giving gifts?
**Comments that just blow you away
All European descended people are black!
**
Yeah, pretty much.
**Describe your nightmare
It’s a hardware problem, isn’t it?! (Router not working)
**
The “I wonder what ever happened to…” MMP
I just got the shock of a lifetime
Yet another breakup to report
Eat This, Not that!
Bacon Cups
**On the 200th sequential thread of Christmas…
My yellow Bird of Paradise bloomed **
** Movie love most like real love?
I love fruitcake! I don’t care who knows! **
From Fruitcakeless in Seattle
** Does anyone else just have minimal desire for material goods?
Ask the particle physicist **
He only wants particles!
And they’re sub-atomic.
**I just got the shock of a lifetime
My new glasses are trying to kill me. **
Ah, the new “Destroy All Humans” brand of glasses?
Two Wet Dreams In Three Days
What are Islamic terrorists trying to achieve?
They’re just fantasizing about getting 72 virgins after they die.
Guys What is your take on the climate change deal situation
Vegans should just starve to death.
Is global warming going to kill all plant life?
**irishbaby is about to enter the world of solid food- recipes please!
Vanishing starlets **
So that’s what happens to unsuccessful actresses!
**Grassfed bison.
Bacon Cups **
Nope, that would be the competing product; Jerky Cups.
**Worst companies to work for
Products that make it worse. **
“We’re looking for a loyal employee to help test our new cattle prods! You’ve just ‘volunteered’!”
**
What’s the most disgusting or deranged thing you have ever heard of/been witness to?
Get A Haircut, Get A Blowjob**
**I need cleaning help: NEED URGENTLY
Ask the housecleaner who specializes in squalor recovery**
can you really send a brick “no postage necessary”?
How did that turn out for you?
I got a very stern talking-to from the postal inspectors.