My Christmas present: unemployment finally comes through
So, what did you get for Christmas?
**Things that happened to you as a child that would be now considered scandalous
Adolescent growth spurt **
Well, maybe not scandalous. Weird, surely.
Verizon cell phone mavens - recommend me a phone
menopause (women only)
Introducing the new Verizon menopause cell phone for women.
Instead of ringing, its temperature suddenly rises by 20 degrees.
**I’ve got a crockpot! What now?
Health care horror story #13848732 **
That Boutulism Stew might need a bit of work.
2009 Holiday Family Drama Thread
Explosive Device set off on US Airline
:eek:
You win the thread.
I tried to think of something funny, something along the lines of a **hot **phone with buttons that flash, or something like that, but I couldn’t think of a way to word it so that it sounded good.
jewish dopers: Need some info
help me place this quote
The “bookmark” phenomena
You’re obviously not a woman of a certain age. 
Nope
And double nope. 
**You’re the President tomorrow- what’s the first secret thing you ask about?
why do people own decorative plants? **
'Cause I’ve always wondered about that.
**Is There A Place In The USA Where It Only Snows Around Christmas?
It’s Snowing in the Dallas Area! **
I’d have to say “yes” …
You’re the President tomorrow- what’s the first secret thing you ask about?
Are you fat?
**They like me! They REALLY like me!
Sibling rivalry at its finest **
What’s the most disgusting or deranged thing you have ever heard of/been witness to?
The Rise and Decline of Bookstores
The horror, the horror…
You’re the President tomorrow- what’s the first secret thing you ask about?
How Do I Ethically Sell a Crap Car?
Poll: talking cats, or talking monkeys?
Why are 1940s/early 1950s Christmas songs so popular?
:eek: 1940’s and 50’s songs were sung by cats and monkeys?
You’re the President tomorrow- what’s the first secret thing you ask about?
Why is it OK for dogs to spend huge stretches of time penned up in crates?
**A kitty and a dead brother… what’s the link?
Sibling rivalry at its finest **
Atheism is DEAD…FOREVER!!!
For the LAST TIME…
Health care horror story #13848732
Oh crap, that just leaves those of us who are religious or agnostic. And we could be next.
We need health-care reform people, chop chop!!!