On the 200th sequential thread of Christmas...

What can we do with plastic waste?
Help finding cheaper, healthy cat food

Melt it into mouse shapes, add prey scent, and voila, earth-friendly cat food.

I think the Chinese are working on it right now.

** You’re the President tomorrow- what’s the first secret thing you ask about?
What is the “real world”? **

Take this Red Pill, Mr. President…

** Ask the particle physicist
How do you find something that is lost? **

I should have slept the day away
Sexual Innuendo Pick-Up Lines

**What’s the most disgusting or deranged thing you have ever heard of/been witness to?
Ask the housecleaner who specializes in squalor recovery **

** You’re the President tomorrow- what’s the first secret thing you ask about?

What makes a douchebag?**

I can see that first thread is a fertile leader for Sequential Threads.

You’re the President tomorrow- what’s the first secret thing you ask about?
Sexual Innuendo Pick-Up Lines

Bill never had to ask.

From the front (forums) page:

The System. Is Down
The system worked

** Go to first new post What do you (or someone you know) eat that would make others go EEEWWWWWWWW???
Holy ST, It Worked! (Cooking)

** Sexual Innuendo Pick-Up Lines
Unhealthy Habits and Conception**

** You’re the President tomorrow- what’s the first secret thing you ask about?

What celebrity would make a good Doper? **

** When Do Little Girls Become “Clothes Conscious”
Dude killed by his own “baggy pants”**

Learning by Bad Example?

Has Firefox been really slow for anyone else?
Housewives

** My worst day
Where’s a calendar?**

Yeah – I gotta mark down when this was.

NOVA - What Darwin Never Knew
Jennifer Grey’s nose job

Would he even care?

The System. Is Down.
Where’s a calendar?

This one would actually make a lot of sense for me- I use timeanddate.com almost every time when I need a calendar for something.

** How did that turn out for you?
My worst day **

Sorry to hear that.

**Describe your nightmare

Why do people continue to visit with family assholes?
**

Come over here and say “hello” to your cousin Enos…

Where Can I Make and Buy a Custom/Personalized Football Jersey?
Moldova

Rush Limbaugh Rushed to Hospital
My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner

:dubious: That raises a lot of questions.

ETA:
Market for Vulva-scented “perfume”?
What’s the most disgusting or deranged thing you have ever heard of/been witness to?

**"Market for Vulva-scented “perfume”

“I need a baby for an experiment…”**

My guess is that even if they could remember the smell they wouldn’t want to remember that experience.

As I listen to a police siren wail its way to some unhappy event I wonder -
It’s Been A While: Michigan Dopefest?

Sign me up for the next one, sounds like a hell of a time.