On the 200th sequential thread of Christmas...

Japanese culture experts, help me decode this situation
My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner

I’m not sure that requires much decoding…

My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner
Australia - not nearly that deadly, why not come visit?

No toilet seats there, huh?

Australia - not nearly that deadly, why not come visit?
Rush Limbaugh Rushed to Hospital

Sounds like it was dangerous for him, at least.

** Rush Limbaugh Rushed to Hospital
Your most worthless Christmas gift (this year.)
Happy New Year, World! **
No comment needed.

**I’ve got a crockpot! What now?
Harry Potter problems with Muggle Solutions **

Largo Cookium!

Australia - not nearly that deadly, why not come visit?
Clearly, I’m a little nuts, but I’m doing it anyway…

**I need a baby for an experiment…

When Do Little Girls Become “Clothes Conscious”
**

This sounds like a long-term experiment…

My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner
I didn’t think this was possible.

I’ve got a crockpot! What now?
Holy S
T, It Worked! (Cooking)**

Were you worried it was broken or something?

My son made the front page.
My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner
Accidental boo-boos

What is the oldest extant written document?
Flaccid-to-erect penises (almost) unique in humans?

My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner
**Accidental boo-boos **
Er yeah, I suspect it was an accident :eek:.

What celebrity would make a good Doper?
Who is your favorite porn star at the moment?

Someone has a one-track mind.

**What to do with Christmas money?
Why do people continue to visit with family assholes? **

That’s the problem - too much disposable income.

Old condoms
The high incidence of AIDS in Africa

Real Life Meetings of Members
Bloody-minded fucked up people

Sounds like we have a self-hating doper.

Wieners and weiners
The high incidence of AIDS in Africa

(And yes, I know that AIDS knows no gender or orientation. No offense is intended. It’s just that the juxtaposition of the thread titles is amusing, if tasteless.)

Well, speaking as the OP of the first one, I was inspired by the second one, so, yes, you pretty much nailed it, I do have a one track mind. :wink:

Wieners and weiners
Flaccid-to-erect penises (almost) unique in humans?

I need a baby for an experiment…
So I Will Give it a Go - Ask the Hair Stylist!!

Uh-oh, gonna need some extensions here - STAT!

Things Dinosaurs Might Have Said
More Ponies for New Year’s

**Couple of things about the recent terror attack…
You have 720 days to live **

What’d they use, slow poison?
**Australia - not nearly that deadly, why not come visit?
Things dinosaurs might have said **

So that’s why they died out!
**Ask the particle physicist
The world is going to end 2 years early. **

Ah, one of those LHC guys.
**I can’t imagine my life getting any worse right now
Your psychic predictions for 2010 **

< holds palm to forehead > “Oh, dear. It looks like you’d better expand your imagination…”
When civilization collapses: the first 72 hours
Subsidized prostitution

“We have a special ‘For the Whores of the Apocalypse’ fund.”

** You have 720 days to live
A slight change in plans…**

Yep, screw the degree after all :smack:

So I finally got the Firefly box set …
Did you know that Firefly is awesome?