On the 200th sequential thread of Christmas...

**You’re the President tomorrow- what’s the first secret thing you ask about?

What is your least favorite month?
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Why not government work projects for the unemployed?
Subsidized prostitution

I suppose that would be one option, yes… :dubious:

is it wrong I love my cat more than my boyfriend?
Help Us Name Our New Cat

2009 Was A Year Of…
Law Questions (I know…)

January 2010 Weight Loss Thread
I am starting to get hungry.

This isn’t going to go well…

Ask the Person on Food Stamps
I am starting to get hungry.

That’s f’ed up.

As I listen to a police siren wail its way to some unhappy event I wonder -
Where’s George?

**Cajun Man & DrMatrix: Destroying the Institution of Marriage for 30 Years!
You have 720 days to live **

So you’d better get cracking and finish the job!
**Avatar: What will happen in the sequel? [spoilers]
Winter picnic foods? **

“Mmmmm, that’s good! What is it?”

“Soylent Navi.”

**Why do wide-screen viewers insist on using fat-face mode?
Lissner, This Pit Is For You.
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For once, folks would be happy to get screwed by the government.

**4 Days (And Counting) To My Bankruptcy “Hearing”
Talk me out of buying a houseboat **

The world is going to end 2 years early.
Where’s George?

Good ol’ Bush - he sets the world up for destruction and then vanishes. How typical.

**How does gazelle.com make money?
Megafauna
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*My grandfather forgot how to write his alphabet
P90x owwww, @%&ing OWWW!

**Not only don’t they have a “2010: The Year we Make Contact” Calendar but…

2010 is the LAST year of the decade(lame)
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Ask the (mostly reformed) psycho.
Suppose we survive 2012, what’s the next predicted doomsday?

Yeah, if you don’t kill us all in 2012, what year will you try again?

I pit my sinuses
Another Sneezing Thread (Bless You!)

What are some red flags that your potential partner will be inhibited in the sack?
Odd question on relationships (mostly for ladies)

Tales of a college drop-out
2010 - A How’d-10-Years-Go-By-That-Fast? MMP

Origin of “Cocktail”?
Wieners and weiners