On the Stern show this am....

Factual Questions
1

Anyone listen to Stern ? Well, on the way to work this am, I tuned in and heard them talk about some woman form the TV that made a “home porno” when younger before she became famous. It is now lose on the net, but they were talking about her appearance, and then they said she had a “___ moon”, that she should have showered.

‘Something’ moon… I can’t remember. Anyone remember the term ? And what does it mean ?

2

I thought I heard “harvest moon.” I cannot give you an explanation.

3

One of the posters on the Howard Stern bulletin board suggests that, due to improper wiping, it’s fecal residue left around the anus that takes on the shape of a moon when the buttocks are spread. That’s just one post on a board somewhere; so please be skeptical.