Tuba,
Check this site out. I am sure this guy has the fundies in an absolute hisseyfit! It’s worth it on that basis alone! And you could shower with the savior!
I’ve seen that site before, weird, and truly, it’s almost as Dave as you are, but the best way to bring it to Tuba’s attention is to e-mail her.
I thought Jesus was 2000 years old, not 26. Want proof? Look here
And he looks like he’s got brown hair, not blonde.
In light of this evidence, I think we must conclude that this site is fraudulent, and cannot possible be a Weird Earl, as all Weird Earl’s must be examples of dignity and accuracy.