"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that’s an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana? "
“Thou hast committed/ Fornication: but that was in another country,/ And besides, the wench is dead.”
“No, it wasn’t my hands. It was my…my misunderstanding.”
For sale: baby shoes. Never worn.
Second biggest one of those I’ve ever seen.
Character Bronn from Game Of Thrones in an early episode:
“I’ve been beyond the wall”
This has never been elaborated on, but from what we later see it must have a good story behind it.
“This is just like Budapest!”
“You and I remember Budapest very differently.”
The entire family stared in horror at the growing lump beneath the carpet.
I’ve killed women and children. I’ve killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another.
See Post #9.
You only got one finger left
And it’s pointing at the door
- Beck
“They say you should never put metal in a microwave. They’re right.”
– Steven Wright
“Snake Plissken? I thought you were dead!”
The Rooster Crowed At Midnight
Richard Boone’s character to John Wayne’s in Big Jake:“I thought you was dead!”
Wayne: “Not hardly.”
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
One from They Might be Giants:
“Something grabbed a hold of my hand… That’s when all my troubles began.”
One that’s been kicking around in my head for a couple of decades, but I still haven’t found the story behind it:
“He was almost there, but the box kept getting heavier.”
I see what you did there.
Maurice did it.
“Oh,” I said, delighted. “They come in pairs!”
The Nephilim were in the earth in those days, and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bore children to them.