I hit a major milestone today; I am now sixty-five so I guess I am officially a senior citizen. I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.
Well, Happy B-Day to YOOOOOOU!
That whole figuring out what you want to be when you grow up is overrated, I’m thinking. I’m a few years behind you, and I decided I’d just go with the flow. It’s a sure bet I’m not gonna be a famous ballerina, but there are still other possibilities out there!
<flinging confetti with wild and reckless abandon>
Happy birthday!
Happy Birfday!
Happy Day Day to you! 
I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Stright Dope-R Kid…