I was driving in the right lane behind a jalopy suv this afternoon, when suddenly the moron goes into the left lane. A few more feet up, and there are orange cones (yes, construction) in his lane, and now he has to merge back right.
I was not tailing anyone, I was minding my own business.
This fucking moron gets behind me and starts tailing me while honking.
WHY!!! I did not do one damn thing wrong!!!He changed lanes on his own accord!!!
So I kept minding my own business, and while turning right, I gave the fucking moron the finger . He kept going straight.
I hate toothless, Hicksville, red-necked morons who have no clue other than to try and intimidate a young woman in a nice, brand new luxury car.
No…I was trying to make a point…and yes…perhaps being a little snobby since THE MORON was an asshole to me.
Please dont’ read anything into it other than that.
I don’t care what anyone drives, what anyone looks like…but watch out…don’t be an asshole to me when I did nothing wrong.
I don’t think that jalopy driver would have tailgated me or honked at me if I was a man— period!
If you act like a moron…I can be twice the bitch back to ya. Yes, I know the finger was a classy touch…not.
I’m a toothless, Hicksville, red-necked, fucking moron and I resent that! The last accident I had was when I was tailing some stuck up posh cow in a shiny new car. Bitch wouldn’t move over when I honked so I went into the back of her. Cost me a big fine cos I had no insurance too.
A while back, I was riding around with a friend of mine running some errands. We pulled onto this one road, and this fucking cunt in a purple PT Cruiser (one of the ugliest cars on the road, in my opinion) starts tailgating her. My friend was going 55, the speed limit, and was in the right hand lane with the left lane completely vacant. After about ten seconds, the woman gets in the left lane, passes us, then immediately gets in front of us and hits the breaks. She continued to tap the breaks, and my friend just casually reduced her speed and let it slide. I on the other hand, proceded to keep my finger extended until we reached the bottom of the hill, at which point my friend turned right. This fucking cooze tried to get in the right lane before us, but I guess decided following us anymore would be a waste of time. I wish she had…I’m not a violent person, but I would have loved to put my foot up that bitch’s ass.
I admit I’m a speedy driver, but I always try to leave a good distance between me and whoever I’m behind, and I’m very cautious of others on the road. If I’m in the left lane and I see someone barreling down behind me, I get over. But if I’m going the speed limit and there are other lanes completely open, why would someone tail another just to be a fucking asshole? One of the few times I wish I had a cell phone and was prick enough to call the cops.
I also hate the fact that in Austin, everytime it fucking drissles, the highways become one huge clusterfuck. It’s like no one’s ever seen rain before in their entire life, and the concept of water falling from the skies is beyond their comprehension. I swear, you could bring this entire city to a crawl by pointing your sprinklers in the road. Fucking pathetic.
Ditto. In Cincinnati these morons do not know how to fucking drive in the rain, sunshine, snow, cold, etc. Amazing. These Cinti morons do not know how to PASS in the left lane on a highway as well. These morons think that the left lane is a slow lane.
I’d like to put these fidiots on 696 (Detroit) and see how long they last. Ugh. Morons!
(As you can tell, I’m not from Cinti…I’m from the Motor City where people KNOW how to fucking drive).
I say the same thing about Ontarians - i’d rather drive across Montreal than Toronto, mainly because I can never guess what the asshat in front of me is going to do next. I drive the way I was taught, and how I adapted, having learned to drive in Quebec. I came to this province for school (and I’m getting the hell out as soon as I graduate). It’s been over two years, and I still can’t understand how these people managed to get a license!
Kinda-funny sidenote: where I’m from, if you want to cross the street, the best way to do it is to walk across halfway when you get the chance, then stand on the median until you can cross the other half. It’s not the safest, but it beats going 10 minutes out of your way to cross the street at a crosswalk. I do the same thing here, and my friends all think I’m insane for it!
The toothless Hicksville red-neck moron in the jalopy SUV had probably wandered over from Kentucky and just didn’t know how to behave towards nice new luxury car driving Detroiters who move to Cincinnati. He probably thought that honking was a form of homage, rather to the person or to the luxury car is not relevant.
As to the nice lunch, I hope you were not en route to Skyline–I don’t know what that mess they sell is, but it ain’t chili.
I was in an accident the other day when my friend turned left on a green yield light because we figured nobody was coming. Somebody did and they hit us. The thing was, it was night, it was drizzling, she had her headlights off, she was driving a dark colored car, and she was talking on her cell phone. Of course her car gets a dent, while my friend’s car gets totaled.
Detroiters have a vague idea how to drive, it just doesn’t take any other cars on the road into consideration. It’s that last second slalom from the fourth lane on 696 to get on I75 that pisses me off.
I used to love to just hop in my car for a drive. Now that’s it’s more stressful than relaxing, I have to wait till I get up north on some deserted two laner to enjoy it. Gah.
YES! What the hell is the Skyline shit all about! That crap is totally disgusting. Chili?!?!? I think not. These morons down here CRAVE the stuff.
That was the most awful food I’ve ever tasted in my life.
zweisamkeit,
Well, the Detroiters drive better than these idiots down here in Cinti. Just my opinion.
stolatt,
Perhaps I’ve just been away too long. I do remember those long, drives from R.O. to Pontiac (commute). Ugh. It’s better than down here, though. Even the two-laners up north are getting congested, though.
Bryan Ekers,
You are probably right. I wondered why I had blood running down my back when I came back to work. I need to be aware of those axe-wielding maniacs, don’t I?
Sorry Siemsi, not been able to get online for a little while - no worries about offending me and my family but I’ve got no idea what Pabst is. We don’t have that in my trailer park. Mind you thinking about it (which ain’t something I normally do) you probably knew that so why not just leave me alone?
. He kept going straight.