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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I don’t need your steekin’ stats. I’m an Indians fan!

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[Homer]

Hmmm, groundhog meatballs…

[/Homer]

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::a ball bounces through the thread::

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A bump to note that the woodchuck has been apprehended in the act of chucking. However, now it turns out my mom has flying squirrels in her attic.

I begin to believe her house is actually in some sort of cartoon land.

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Mine has bats in her belfry.

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Bats are so 2008.

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A chicken and an egg were laying in bed one Saturday night. The chicken looks lovingly at the egg, takes a slow drag off of a cigarette, winks at the egg and says, “I guess that answers that question”.

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How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?

– Dennis the Menace

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What came first?

Neither. it was the rooster.

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Actually, the rooster came first… :smiley:

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Somebody’s not reading spoilers.

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Well, they are both rodents.

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Serenata67 is engaged to a rodent? Who knew?

Regards,
Shodan

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{{zot}}

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Not if common sense remembers that other species use eggs.