My mom just called me. There was a noise outside her window.
She looked outside and saw a woodchuck.
Chewing on her house.
I believe she may have chucked something at the chuck, but the nature and quantity of the chucking is as yet undefined.
As for the chuck, he is apparently a recidivist chucker. There is evidence of long-term chucking.
I watched a woodchuck desperately scrabbling at the door to our woodshop a few weeks ago, but we keep all the chucks in a container up high, so neener neener, Mister Woodchuck.
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Your mother’s house.
Ask her about the chicken/egg thing.
and also whether God can microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself would not be able to touch it.
It capable of bringing the house down. Bite by bite, foundation wall by foundation wall.
Woodchucks are land beavers (as per my fiancee… who rarely is a reliable source).
If only she threw it a Tootsie Pop!
That would be kind of pointless. Evolution says the egg came first.
Yeah, but common sense says that the chicken had to get laid before the egg did. 
I often find myself wanting to fashion a 15th century trebuchet in my backyard. I would use this trebuchet to hurl groundhogs into my neighbors yard. And with meticulous record keeping, I feel that I could determine once and for all, how many woodchucks wood could chuck, if wood could chuck woodchucks.
Strangely enough, my mother once had a trebuchet in her front yard. My niece built one for a movie prop.
Perhaps pitcher Kerry Wood could be given a supply a woodchucks and a trebuchet…
And yet, we’ll still probably never know how many woms a wombat could bat, if a wombat could bat woms.
but was it a chicken that laid the egg or a mutant hatched from it?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then a woodchuck would chuck wood till it upchucked.
Now, how much wood would a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood till it upchucked?
That, I do not know.
How do you know the woodchuck is a female??? :dubious:
42?
Unfortunately, poor Kerry’s chucking would most likely be high and outside this season. 
I always wondered…
How much ground round would a ground hog hog if a ground hog were ground round?
Hunh?