Caption contest time!
Toreador pants, while fetching, aren’t proof against sharp pointy objects. Luckily, it looks like this fellow remained punctureless - I hope.
After a particularly uncomfortable bowel movement, Carlos Rodriguez considers the benefits of a low-protein diet.
Spanish Bling Bling.
On the horns of a dilemma?
You like him? Yeah, he helps improve my reception.
The latest ‘living sculpture’ by Pick-Asso’s little brother named, “Oh the Agony of Defeat”.
Tripler
Really, he had a little brother, and that ain’t no bull!
This looked so much easier in “Urban Cowboy…”
Does this bull make my butt look big?
I could pimp… I hear that makes good money…
Roberto felt warm spreading through his loins as the bull’s long, hard horn slipped between his legs. “God damn that hurts!” he thought.
Hey Ma, you like my new hat? I picked it up at the rodeo.
I’ll get you my pretty…and your little bull, too.
One “Traje de Luces” outfit: 1200 Euros
One Bullfigher Sombrero: 320 Euros
One centimeter below the family jewels: Priceless!
Manuel’s haemmoroid was really starting to kill him.
“Do I make you horny baby?”
“That’s good… good… now a little to the left. AH…”
Could this be the winner ?
It’s not that Juan Carlos minded his latest epiphany, but he did have serious reservations about it’s timing.
Sleeping on the job.
“Hang in there!”
“Perseverence”
“Brokeback Bull”
So a guy walks into a bar with a bull growing out of it groin. The bartender says “How did that happen?” and the bull says “Well, it all started with this bump on my head.”