Finally - the solution to the itch you can’t scratch
I think there must be easier ways to commute to work than this.
or
Kids, don’t try this at home!
Now I’m gonna nail this picadors ass to the wall!
“What the-- hey, where’d that annoying little Mexican guy vanish to? And why is my left ear suddenly so warm and wet?”
Bull: “How do you like it? Huh? Huh?”
“Hey, hey Javier, I don’t think that is what the ad meant by ‘Eargasm’.”
When I say, “turn your head and cough” by god you better TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH!!!
Is that a six hundred pound bull in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
I know he wasn’t actually impaled, but the only thing I can think of is:
Toreador, please don’t bleed on the floor…
Just because you have a sword, that doesn’t mean bullfighting is safer than being a rodeo clown.
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