This reminds me of something I once read in one of the medical books I have around here. (I don’t go to the library for books, they come to me. 
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There is a disease you can get which causes blisters on the urethra. The treatment involves a stiff bottle brush like device. Aggghhhhh
So am I the only one to think that the OP sounded like a very enticing and arousing experience? :o
Wow, Mr. C. So do you still cook naked? Or has this experience scarred you for life?
I think he was trying to get friendly with his toaster.
Dumbguy: Try it. You’ll see how vague it is. The reason for the vague smell is the disconnection your brain will affect with the rest of your body. It’s like astral projection.
Arnold Winkelried: You frighten me more and more each day. Let’s go for a beer.
Silver_Fire: Quite stupidly, I do still cook in the nude. In fact, I IRC chat in the nude, which probably explains my popularity there.
Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor: There’s where you went wrong. The toaster had tried to get friendly with me the night before, but I let it down easy.