Sanibelman should hit 1000 posts soon. I am volunteering my services as party thrower and want him and everyone else to have a good time. To your left is a “magical open bar” with any drink you could possibly ask for in it. To your right is a table full of oils, lotions, lit candles and a greased-up twister board. In the middle is a pool full of cherry jello cut into little cubes, perfectly congealed. I’ll just stand here in my little black string bikini and welcome guests for now…
One thousand is coming up…
And here it is.
Now if I only had something to say. Wait, I do. Thanks, Tasha!
You’re welcome sweetie. ::Walks over and gives him a hug and a kiss:: So, what do you want to drink?
Well, the last time I had alcohol I fell asleep on someone’s lawn, drooling into their furniture. And that was with 4 sips of rosé. So I’ll have a Coke.
::zing:: Here ya go, one coke with a bendy straw.
Ooh, thanks.
So how long until I reach 2000 at this rate?
No clue, I still haven’t made it there yet. Now where is everyone else?
I’m in the corner, trying not to be noticed, and waiting for someone.
Well, I’m here. Happy 1000! Big hug and kiss. 
And while I’m here, I’ll have a vodka and orange juice with 4.37 ice cubes. And make it snappy.
Did someone say party? I love parties!
I think I’ll not partake of any alcohol. The last time I did, all I drank was a cosmopolitan, and I ended up laughing the entire night at everything that was said.
So I’m thinking water with lemon is best.
Hello, Tasha! And hello-hello-hello iampunha! Room in the corner for two?
Happy 1000, SanibelMan!
Hope you have as much fun with the second thousand as you did with the first bunch!
Scotti
Nice going, kid. Was any of that Jello made into Jello shooters?
Jon, Happy 1000th. I’d like some jello-shots, but thats illegal and I’d hate for you to get in trouble for giving alchohol to minors. So I’ll have a virgin piña colada.
See you tomorrow Jon. Love, Lisa
No, I’m not an uneducated moron. I can spell alcohol.
Lisa
We have not yet BEGUN to party! cheers and blows on an obnoxious party horn inhales party horn and honks all night
Well, I’m back again to mix drinks and stir up fun.
::zing:: [list]
[li]one vodka and orange juice with 4.37 ice cubes.[/li][li]one water with lemon.[/li][li]one virgin piña colada.[/li]and, yes, I do have some jello shots, and is there anyone I can take body shots off of today?