Watch out, Stewart. On your guard, Colbert. Think fast, Nancy Grace.
It’s the Onion News Network.
America’s finest news source comes to the Tele-Vision Machine.
Ah-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Oh, God, my sides are hurting! Did you click on the immigration story?
Those bastards – they make you have to watch each clip twice! Once to hear the main story, and once to read the bottom scroll. Pay to much attention to one, and you’ll definitely miss something on the other.
Yeah, and don’t click away after the Dewer’s ad or you’ll miss the bumpers at the end, like “Child labor uprising easily suppressed.”
“Condoleezza Rice To Voyage East” was pretty funny, too. Glad to see them taking baby steps in this direction, too. 
Love the scroll.
“Singer Bjork Diagnosed With Bird Flu”
You gotta hope that The Onion is talking with Comedy Central about doing it’s own half-hour show. Play it before “The Daily Show” or after “Colbert.”
Who’s up for ninety minutes of fake news?
My god those are funny.
“Captured jewel thief regrets sending riddles to police”.
And the debate on sending civil war re-enactors to Iraq was genius.
I’ve subscribed to the podcast. I just hope the onion can keep up the quality in this new medium. (and Jon, I’m right there hoping with ya. I would love to see CC keep expanding in the news satire direction).