Oooh, Unhappy Boy

[Homer]

I tried to do it. I really did. I don’t know why I did, I just thought I could. Unhappy, achy boy. Why did I do it? I don’t know. I knew it could never work. Many others have tried to do it, but no one ever has. How could they? It’s ludicrous. Imagine. Someone actually eating six dollars worth of Taco Bell food in one sitting. Oooh, too much food. I don’t know why I tried to do it. I should have known better. Oooh, unhappy boy. Stomach hurtey.

–Tim

[Steve-o]

See what happens when you don’t listen to the dog? Does “Drop the Chalupa” sound familiar? He tried to warn ya.