And why does “OOOhhh! AAAAHHHH! MOAN!” elicit an ad for the Disaster Relief Fund?
hm…let’s see…like a punch…but pleasant…
…damn you laptop keyboard…(hit reply too soon)
anywhoot…
i think i’d like to hear girls put their orgasm into words. it could be interesting. of course, the rules are NO CLICHES!
so…let’s have it!
I should add ass, as well. (Not being facetious, I enjoy anal sex, as well, and it elicits the same response.)
In other news, I like the word elicit.
Trying to suppress noise restricts the breathing, and makes things less enjoyable. I would guess this applies to men, too.
[QUOTE=I wish I had a clitoris.[/QUOTE]
I’m tempted to say, that’s such a male thing to say, as that’s what is most easily identified with from a male perspective. What you guys should envy is the G-spot, although you have an analogue [no pun intended] to that too – but most straight men don’t want to go there.
From Woody Allen’s Manhattan:
Party Guest: I finally had an orgasm, and my doctor said it was the wrong kind.
Isaac Davis: You had the wrong kind? I’ve never had the wrong kind, ever. My worst one was right on the money.
Just like the visible portion of the clitoris. I can’t find any good cite, so I’ll defer for the moment.
I’m pretty quiet during the big O. I mean, there’s some moaning and heavy breathing, to be sure, but nothing that would disturb the neighbors or anything. And up until that moment, I’m all but silent (except for the low-volume dirty talk; I mean in terms of moans and groans).
I think I was partly conditioned to have quiet sex: all of my early hook-ups took place either in a dorm (couldn’t let the roommates hear), at or right after a party (couldn’t let the other “guests” hear), or in someone’s parent’s house (no way in hell could they hear). Mostly, though, I think it’s just how I am.
And I’ve been with all kinds of men, both louder than and even quieter than me.
Also, while I applaud Anastasaeon’s efforts to explain what having sex feels like, please let’s everyone keep in mind that she’s explaining what it feels like for her. Not every vagina experiences sex the same way; not everyone feels compelled to gasp when being thrust into.
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Why do people still generalize about stuff like this? :smack:
I don’t have anything against the OP specifically, quite the contrary actually, it just seems like every time a thread like this comes up (“why do women do x,” “why don’t men like x”) most of the replies consist of “well, it’s not true for me/my boyfriend/my aunt’s cousin’s sister.” How many times do we need to be told that there are no absolutes, especially when it comes to sex? That there is no ONE thing that all women/men do, or that all straight/gay people like, or that all sheep enjoy (except Hal, of course)? Come on, people! Work with me!
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Truth. And it really is more pleasant than a punch in the gut. 
What’s brings more relief than a big orgasm?
The moaning is absolutely a turn-on, and an auditory clue that a woman is ‘there’ or close can be helpful. I expect women might not need those clues from guys, and besides, we’re trying to focus.
You know I’m a man and I’ve never read Cosmo. (Except to look for “dirty” pictures when I was younger)
This is exactly what I was thinking.
If a woman didn’t make those noises; I’d start to wonder if I was doing it right.
Thankfully, that’s never happend.
Which means:
I’m fairly good in the sack
or
I’ve been with some really good actors.
I pray to Og it’s the former and NOT the latter.
Oh lord, do I pray.
I (male) generally find myself holding my breath as I get closer and it always seems to make things feel better. Like I’m bottling things up inside for a bigger … explosion.
Perhaps a better smart ass reply would have been “Well of course, we do it better.”
Not sure that’d be a smart place to go though.
Incidentally, the only dirty talk I ever manage to make is “If you stop I will kill you and fuck your dead body!!”
Not very romantic.
Hmm. If I hold my breath when I’m getting close to coming, it gives me a headache.
I am only (relatively) quiet when I am masturbating somewhere where less volume of sound would be advisable. (Dorm memories crowd my brain.) My natural inclination is to make noise. And so I do. I moan, I gasp, I talk. On occasion, I have been known to growl. Making some sound seems to enhance the orgasm for me. All the men I have been with have been noisy to some degree. The only person who was really quiet happened to be a woman. I was pretty sure I was doing things right, but I couldn’t go by the noises she made. 
Giant_Spongess, heh. I once told someone, “Fuck me harder!” and was highly amused when he replied, “Yes, ma’am!”
But then the really good dirty talk rarely is.
Why shouldn’t it?
It isn’t very romantic, but if you’re good in bed, people probably won’t care.
Just Google “beautiful agony” not work safe!
We can too, it just runs down our legs.
-foxy