So, yesterday I heard a claim (from a woman) that for some men it is “physically impossible to make sounds [moaning] while they are experiencing an orgasm”. As a man myself I found this strange, but apparently it is quite normal for men (again according to this woman) to abruptly stop moaning right before they reach orgasm - and then be silent until it’s over.
Could this be true? Especially the “physical impossibility” part. Could it be some genetic thing like twirling your tongue or a reflex that only some men have? A reflex that works like the you-can’t-sneeze-with-your-eyes-open-reflex?
Well, you could always just test that out for yourself. Being at work, it can’t conduct the experiment myself. Well, I guess I could, but then I’d need a nap and it’s not even lunch.
She just has lazy partners. It is vitally important for the guy to howl and moan, and basically make sounds that indicate near-death, while writhing about…followed up by panting and groaning and sounding like you have just run a marathon…shit she did the same for you!
From the movies I see, I gather one is supposed to limit oneself to occasional “babys” and “shits”, then at the appropriate time, make a long strangled huuuungh like a constipated gym rat. I am slowly coming to terms with the fact that not wanting to do this makes me less of a Real Man.
If a gentleman is silent during orgasm, he needs to develop some huffing and moaning. It’s not just a matter of style, it’s a man’s responsibility to let his partner know he is approaching, then having, the cleansing of his soul. If your lady has to ask if it’s over, or she says, “If I’d known you were coming, I’d have baked a cake,” you have failed to share your Wahoo with her.
The individual’s declaration may be non-verbal, it may be personal, (Oh, baby, or What you do to me), or it may be religious (the name of your deity, or Thy Holy Fuck.) Unless the gentleman is truly monogamous, speaking a partner’s name is risky during the height of the vortex. The wrong name may come out. :smack: If poetic phrases are moaned, Dr. Seuss is not a recommended source.
The very first time I orgasmed (on purpose), I moaned. How it felt rather surprised me. But considering that nearly all of the succeeding orgasms occurred in a house with parents and brothers and considering I didn’t not want such people to know every time I came, I learned to keep quiet.
