Ooohhh... Me sooo sleepy....

It’s now 3:47. I’ve stayed up since I got home from work at 10:30 waiting to get hungry so I can eat that pizza. I somehow thwarted myself by eating a bunch of jelly beans. I cannot eat the pizza if I’m not hungry. It’s wasteful cuz I’ll just poop it out and not accomplish anything. Me so sleepy. Me bed sleep tired.

–Tiiiimmm…::zzzzz::

Oh, Tim…I signed off right before you posted this. If I’d read it, I would have told you to go ahead and start eating, and your appetite would pick up. Sugar makes you feel full, but the first bite of pizza would have jump-started your metabolism.

Can I have it, then? I like cold pizza.