Leaving aside my understanding that taco de ojo translates better to “eye candy,” (although I am sure that someone, somewhere, is making tacos using cow eyes), is it really true that you have a restaurant advertising tacos de ojos named Lucy’s?
- There is no reason why we can’t use LMHNYCAB in MPSIMS.
- If you think ‘buckeyes’ is classier than Lick my hairynut sack you crazy ass bitch, you are nuts.
- Lick my hairy nutsack you crazy ass bitch.
I bet Opal is one of those people who holds up the drive-through line for 30 minutes because she wants to make sure the croutons in her McSalad weren’t baked in Crisco.
Opens thread
Looks around for a while
Lick my hairy nutsack you crazy ass bitch
Backs slowly out
Closes door and locks with a big-ass chain
Was I the only person who scrolled down to the bottom of the Snopes page that has the picture to discover a little video of the real thing? It was, uh, interesting. My favorite part?
When the guy says, “Put it on her and let it wriggle.”
Honestly, I think it’s funny sometimes.
Ooooh…what about bear claws, people? Or lady locks? Eeew!
All right. If we’re going with gross holes in the skin with icky things popping out, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Surinam Toad. WARNING Fucking Nasty.
Hhhhaaaaarrrgghhh!
Aaaawwwoooorrppphhh!
Ffffaaarrggglllllmmmmppp.
Sure thing, darlin’. We owe you one for the happy handbag/sad handbag photos. I’m still giggling over those.
Or should I have said…
We owe you one for the following photos:
- Happy handbag
- Sad handbag
- Lick my hairy nutsack you crazy ass bitch
It’s not so bad. We had tumbo flies in Cameroon. They lay their eggs on wet clothes, and then when you put on the clothes they burrow into you and grow into worms. Kind of turns into a painful pimple kind of thing. To get rid of them, you put vasaline on the irritation and the worms tunnels up to get air. Then you have to squeeze it just right and the worm pops out whole.
A friend of mine popped out seven in one day once!
Now Guinea Worms, I’m not even going to start talking about those.
Holy fuck. I don’t know what’s worse, the breast rash hoax pic or this fucking toad.
Eeeyuurgh. I’ve seen the lotus pod thingy often enough it doesn’t bother me much any more, but that makes me itchy all over. Auugh.
I’m tempted to go post it in that trypophobia thread. Heee hee hee…but that would be terribly mean.
ETA: Aaaaannnd I am never going to Surinam, no-how.
I now hate you.
Why the FUCK would you live somewhere that has those things???
In all of this pile-on (and a few twists off the path a bit), we’ve forgotten something.
Tomorrow will be another day and this thread will slow and finally stop. The disappointment, yes, even the anger, will remain for some here. It will probably show up in another thread when OpalCat starts a new thread.
The sad part is Opal has a fiancee. I wonder if he knows about the SDMB, let alone OC’s dwindling reputation. Or even cares.
Green Bean, you don’t know how much that means to me.
even sven, I loved your posts in this thread so much. That was some top notch posting you did in this thread. Then you had to go and put that imagery in my head…why?
As for you maniacs posting that toad, I would just like to say, thanks. Good thing I can touch type, because I am now posting while looking blankly at the monitor through gaping, bloody eye sockets, having done the only reasonable thing and gouged my own eyeballs out.
Jesus fuck. I closed that only a second after I opened it.
And the thread comes full circle. Unless someone wants to invent a new confection, Nzingaeyes. What would they be made of? Bonus points if you can work in lotus pods into the recipe. Or Surinam toads.
ETA: Sorry, I forgot the new conventions
Work one or more of the following into the recipe for Nzingaeyes:
- Lotus pods
- Surinam toads
- My hairy nutsack, you crazy-ass bitch
It seems that Guinea Worm is on track for eradication within a couple of years. If you want to be a part of elminiating flesh burrowing worms from this planet, it seems like the Carter Center might be a good place to send your next charitable contribution to.
Yes, yes, yes! Nobody else would get away with acting like this. You can add me to the list of people who thought about pitting Opal (I just didn’t think it was really worth my time).
I don’t understand how Opal has a reputation for being nice and reasonable. Maybe she used to be, a very long time ago, but she must have had a major personality change since then.
The ring thread wasn’t really as bad as some of her others. If anyone is still not convinced, do a search for threads that she’s started and look for some of the other questions she’s asked. It follows a definite pattern–ask for advice, reject that advice and ask for more, reject new advice, repeat ad nauseum. She tends to get upset if anyone says anything else about the bits of advice she rejected (I told you it won’t work! Don’t say anything else about it! Even though, you know, other people might find it useful.) It would be nice if she would be just a tiny little bit grateful that people have tried to answer her question, but that almost never happens. And nobody really cares if you don’t use their advice, so why does she have to say that’s not good enough, I can’t do that, why won’t someone tell me what to do, blahblahblah.