I see - no, wait! I don’t fucking see a quote from jali in your quote so you can lick my hairy nuts you crazy ass bitch.
Um…lick my hairy nuts you crazy ass bitch
you know I love you (gives Nzinga, Seated the secret squirrel soul-sistah handshake so she knows for sure)
I thought it was hairy nutsack.
After glancing at the other threads I gotta say, I can’t figure out why people are still bustin’ her hairy buckeyes over there. All the funny was in this thread.
There was some initial funny in the peanut butter balls thread, but now, it seems no fun to mess with her in that thread. I am only speaking for myself, of course. I personally think the real fun was in this thread right here! The motherthread.
ETA: Knead,
- It is ‘nutsack’. Thank you.
- We must be diligent in keeping this new meme (is it new? I’m tired of it already) pure
- Lick my hairy nutsack you crazy ass bitch
No one has yet accused anyone of felching goats.
That really powders my skivvies! I need that like I need a nutsack in my cereal bowl.
Nzinga, Seated,
- You’re welcome.
- I couldn’t agree more.
- Hi, Buckeye!
Hey, me too! Except it was six years but otherwise it was almost exactly like that.
Damn you, I just realized that quote hadn’t been used here yet and came here just to post it! Stupid dopers always stealing comments directly out of my brain.
If you don’t like that in your cereal I suggest you avoid the cereals “Honey Nutsack Clusters” and “Honey Bunches of Nutsacks” and definitely do not drink that coffee “Chock Full of Nutsacks”.
It took 778 posts before someone posted that. Can I interest you in a triple espresso, Sparky? 
No thanks, I’m still working on my mug of Chock Full of Nutsacks.
Mmm … hairy.
Damn, travel made me miss the fun. In the necklace thread I’m SHOCKED she didn’t make a fuss over lobster claw clasp and cow hitch. Maybe suggest a ‘tofu snatcher’?
You can’t fool me. Tofu doesn’t have a snatch.
The Littlest Hitler thread got shut down because it got all huggy and kitty. I hope this one doesn’t get shut down.
Are we supposed to throw in some bile here and there so it stays pitty and the mods don’t think we’re having too much fun?
Just in case …
Lick my crazy nutsack you hairy assed bitch!
er … wait.
I tried to throw some bile in and got smacked down for it!
Come to think of it, I’m offended by your use of the term “bile,” as it is an animal product.
Lick my Burlap Buckeyesack, YCAB!
Lick my velvety,Lucky Buckeye Mojo Bag, YCAB!
Meh, I don’t know if those have the same ring…
Now all I need is the hair of a blonde virgin… hmmm. Shouldn’t be too hard to find around here.
Silly rabbit. There aren’t any blondes here.
From a virgin?
Mebbe Like a Virgin.
Two more posts and it’s 18 pages!
C’mon everybody and push!
Think of the lotus boob and heave!
You’re right! I hadn’t noticed that. And lobster claws are frickin’ delectable! Mmmmm…gimmee some grilled lobster claw and drawn buttah and I’m in carnivore heaven. Dead deer eyes? Not so much.