When Opal makes a list, does she say:
- Hi, me!
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Can Cecil fabricate a question so hard that even He can’t answer it?
Opal is on record as being extremely tired of that played out joke.
Cecil answers questions not poses them.
Homebrew writes sentences which at first appear correct, but on closer inspection make your brain hurt.
It’s the lack of punctuation.
The background:
When Dopers make list, but they can’t think of a 3rd thing (or even if they can), they sometimes put:
- Hi, Opal!
Now see if you can figure out the rest of the joke.
I will come clean about a weird “Hi, Opal” thing. When I first joined here and began seeing that around, I (of course) had no idea what it meant. I saw it 2 or 3 times in some of the sex/TMI threads, and, when trying to figure it out by the context in which it appeared, I thought that “Hi, Opal” was some in-jokey euphemism for oral sex.
Yeah. It’s true. <blush>
Opal has a record out? How come she never told me? That and she really seems to like telling people how it came about, at least she does at parties.
Yup, it’s called Opal Does Disco, and on the album cover she’s twistin’ the night away. That’s right, mixing fifties and seventies pop.
Jayrot, I think Enola knows that…
The question asks “does she…” not “why does she…”
dantheman but does she do it in Dallas? 
Tir, she does it all over. She has a webcam.
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I don’t care if Opal is tired of the list thing.
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She started it.
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Hi, Opal!