Open letter to my sister's friends

Dear friends of my sister,

Please stop callin every fucking 5 seconds. Its bad enough that you have a certain time you call and every goddamn time she is not home. You would think you’d learn by now that she is almost never home but do the calls stop? No the calls increase in frequency. We ( my mom, my step dad, and myself) are not her answering service. Do not make me sick our small toothless dog on you. Yes, you heard me I’ll have Ginger gum you to death so beware next time you deicde to interput me while on online. Also when you come over do not blast your horrible crap…I mean rap…or atleast if you consider Ja Rule rap.

Thank you,

Nick

Dude, your ‘attack’ dog is named Ginger?!?
BWAAAHAHAHAAAHAAA! :smiley:

Tripler
But I do sympathize with you. Just not about the dog. . .

hahahahaaa

Ginger is my step dad’s dog…yea she’s real mean…NOT!

Does Ginger bite?

Its actually more of a gumming. She she has like 2 back teeth, which don’t seem to be very sharp…she can bark like a mother fucker though, yesterday she barked at my neighbors jeep for no reason.

Xan, I was setting you up:

The correct answer is “no, Ginger Snaps.”

Carry on

Chrome

Xan must be very young to miss the Ginger snaps joke.

Tell Sister and her friends what you told us.

They interrupt you while online? It’s easy to disable call waiting when you dial up. There should be a code to dial before you dial the ISP number that will turn it off.

And yeah, next time they call at the time your sister is never home, just tell them something on the order of ‘don’t you get it? She’s never home at this time, now fuck off.’ Or whatever similar sentiment that would be appropriate.

They interrupt you while online? It’s easy to disable call waiting when you dial up. There should be a code to dial before you dial the ISP number that will turn it off.

And yeah, next time they call at the time your sister is never home, just tell them something on the order of ‘don’t you get it? She’s never home at this time, now fuck off.’ Or whatever similar sentiment that would be appropriate.

i had a college roommate whose friends had a similar learning impairment. said roommate would often go out for the night, leaving her beeper sitting on the dresser. her friends would beep her, then ten minutes later call the dorm. i’d inform them that she’d gone out, and btw she left her beeper here. two minutes later, they’d beep her again, same number as the original beep, same number that they left when they called, same dumbass that was about to call the dorm again.

what the fuck did they think? she’s in the bathroom and i’m just lying about it???

of course, all the nasty untrue things she said about me, they may very well have thought so.