Bambi’s mom gets shot, but he and the girl deer hook up and make a baby.
Dumbo’s ears let him fly and he gets revenge on everyone who treated him poorly.
Cinderella marries the prince and lives happily every after.
The prince kills the witch queen/dragon and kisses Sleeping Beauty and they live happily ever after.
Everyone finds out that Mulan is a girl, but they kill all the Huns and she doesn’t get in trouble.
Ariel gets feet and marries the prince and they live happily ever after.
Fiona’s enchantment is that she’s an ogre at night and a (human) princess during the day. Shrek’s kiss turns her into a permanent ogre. They get married and live happily ever after.
Harvey tries to kill Gordon’s son but gets dead instead; Batman catches the Joker and presumably has him arrested. Gordon and Batman agree to frame Batman for the murder of Harvey Dent and the other cops [del]for no good reason[/del] to protect Harvey’s reputation as a ‘white knight’.
Obadiah turns evil (yeah, nobody saw that coming) and builds his own suit, nicknamed the Iron Monger. After a long battle in which Pepper runs around flailing and generally being useless, Tony pushes Obadiah into the arc reactor in his building, causing death. Rhodey hushes the whole thing up, Tony announces to the world that he’s Iron Man, and we get a cameo by Nickuel L. Furyson.
Agent Fields dies, as does Mathis. Bond and Camille track Dominic Greene and the General to a motel in the middle of Bolivia, stuff blows up real good, Camille shoots the general and Bond leaves Greene out in the desert to die. Also, in the final scene, he takes care of Vesper’s ‘boyfriend’–who’s been a plant for Quantum (the bad guys) all along.
Harry does defeat Voldemort, but Voldemort essentially kills himself by doing something that causes a spell to fire back at himself.
The Joker lives(Batman saves him), but Two-face dies and it is agreed to blame it on Batman, so Harvey(Two-Face) will remain the White Knight of Gotham.
Fuuuuuuckkkk!!! I gambled and came into this thread, and now I have learned my lesson good. I was gonna see the Eastwood movie next week.
Not to hijack too much, but is that what you took away from Streep’s breakdown at the end of Doubt? I took it as a general breakdown…that she doubts herself, her servitude to God, things like that. I guess, I just didn’t want her to mean that she doubted herself about the priest. For some reason, I really enjoyed her certainty about that.
I could not take my eyes off that movie. I feel bad for my best friend who suffered silently because she felt the movie was slow and boring. But I was riveted by Streep.
I didn’t mean to imply that she had doubt about the priest’s guilt. When she said she had “such doubts,” I took it to mean that she was doubtful about the morality of lying to get rid of him (and it implied a crack in her armor regarding her certainty about everything else, of course).
Everyone thinks they killed the bad guy but then he jump out at them. Fortunately that wussy person from earlier in the film was standing just off camera and kills the bad guy before he gets the hero.
(Lion King) Simba throws Scar off the cliff, and then Scar is brutally killed off-screen by his minions.
(300) The hunchback betrays the Greeks, and Leonidas and the 300 men are killed.
(The Machinist) Christian Bale is losing his mind because he accidentally hit and killed a little boy with his car, then drove away without telling anyone.
They’re able to get all of the gremlins into the lobby, but the plan to fry them with sunlight won’t work and may in fact backfire: it’s darkening for rain outside. After Futterman sprays the gremlins with a hose, Billy releases the electrified gremlin (currently on hold in the telephone system) into the crowd, melting them into puddles of green goo.
Clamp runs in with a commando squad too late to be of any help. He claims to be done with the sort of futuristic monstrosity embodied by his building, offering Billy a job designing an idyllic NY town like the one he came from.