Okay Ike, here it is:
What would you do if your significant other were a member of the opposite sex for one day?
I’d tell him/her* I loved him/her so he/she would know it wasn’t just about sex.
Then I’d show him how to pee standing up.
*As Daffy Duck once said, “Aha! Pronoun trouble! Shoot me! Shoot me!”
“If you had manifested fatigue upon noticing that you had been an ass, that would have been logical, that would have been rational; whereas it seems to me that to manifest surprise was to be again an ass.”
Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc