Assuming that I was a good sized man (that is not a little girly-man 
), I’d walk around by myself at night and explore things. I love doing that, but I can’t because I’m always so afraid that I’ll get raped or something (and on this campus, it is not an unfounded fear.) Even though I know how to protect myself, I always end up running home, terrified. Luckily, we have a police escort service; they have some very nice guys who walk me home every night.
Coldfire, you are a complete hoot, even drunk and exhausted.
I’m glad your car will be okay. I’m even more glad that this whole discussion was confined to the virtual world!
Now when you wake up, won’t you be pitifully grateful that on top of the hangover you don’t have every single hair ripped from sensitive parts of your anatomy?
Coworkers: “Hey, Coldfire, you look a little heavy eyed. Have fun last night?”
(Coldfire, sitting down very gingerly, replies in a thin, bat-like voice) “Yeah, Hey, I got WAXED last night!”
Aspirin, lots of water, and coffee,
Veb
Pee standing up? That’s all you want to do? Hell, I can do that now! It’s messy, but I can do it…
But what would I do should I wake up one fine morn with a Y chromosome? Let’s see…
I’d have sex posthaste, obviously, to see how different it really is.
I’d measure my penis, and compare my statistics with everyone else, to see how much satisfaction that really gives you guys.
I’d go jogging, to see what it’s like not to bounce. And I’d do it topless, too.
I’d try to fix something, just to see if I’m any better at it. I don’t believe I would be, but you never know…
I’d watch a football game, just to see if it’s any more entertaining. Again, I really don’t think it would be…
Actually, what I’d really like to try is being male for a month, just to see what it’s like to go for that long without a visit from Auntie Flo, as it were.
But probably the most important thing… I’d finally get to see what it’s like to be average height!
Go to a very public place, rip off all my clothes and say “I am woman hear me roar” and start laughing maniacally. Then when the attendants check on me in the sanitarium the next day ask them “Where am I, who the hell put me in here, you’ll be hearing from my attorney”
Hey might as well make some money as well as getting some giggles.
Tenacious, like a coonhound tracking a poodle in heat.
I would get a blowjob first thing from my hubby, god that would rock.
Then of course I would go looking for all those delicious girls who denied me because they were str8.
I would grow a goatee, very sexy.
One day…24 hours of constant sex…mmmm…
Drain bead, if you find you arent that flexible…I’ll fix you up 
If I was a man for a day, I would jerk off to see what the big appeal is there, definately get laid, go for the blow job, all that …then I would lift stuff, and flex alot, sit on the shitter for an hour, reading the paper, spit, scratch.etc.
I’d have to have sex…see what it’s like to have something inside you…gotta be different…Now I couldn’t do this in a day, but I’d try and sleep my way to the top… :)Maybe try nude dancing…just to see how much money you can really make, and how degrading it is…
Kelli…you have no idea how hard it is not to make a comment to your last post… ;)…I’m awarding myself a great lunch 'cause I was a good boy and passed it up…
I haven’t lost my mind, I have a tape backup around somewhere.
(cluelessly)
“What?”
Hmm. I’ve been trying to think of something clever to say, but the more I think about it, being a guy for 24 hours just wouldn’t be that much fun…
Getting laid? With somebody I’ve known less than a day? Forget about it. OK, maybe I wouldn’t care as much about that if I were a guy, but whom would I have sex with? My current partner would be COMPLETELY freaked out, and as for strangers … this is embarrassing, but I don’t know how to proposition people. I’m used to having somebody else make the first move, and perhaps encouraging them with a few flirtatious glances. Guys, on the other hand, have to risk (gulp!) rejection. Unless I was too drunk to care (not a state of mind that usually appeals to women), there’s no way I’d have the guts.
Masturbating? How boring. Besides, I’d have to worry about cleaning up afterwards. Yuck.
Walking around and seeing if people treated me differently? OK, that might be interesting … but again, I feel like I don’t know HOW to act like a guy. What if I looked at somebody the wrong way and got beaten up?
I have a horrible feeling that I’d spend the whole day hiding under the covers…
“Had I been around at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.”
- Alfonso X
[Oh, here comes that god damn bookworm Uke again…]
If anyone wants to check out a literary (or semi-literary) take on this topic, try TURNABOUT (1931) by Thorne Smith (best known as the author of TOPPER).
A young, attractive married couple wakes up wearing each other’s bodies…many of the daydreams listed above are addressed.
Only a day?
I’d hope I was hot, so I could spend half the day in front of the mirror. Of course, I’d take plenty of pictures of myself and sell them to magazines and porn sites. Money in the bank!
The rest of the day, I’d hang out at one of those women-only nude sorority/group shower/hot tub/beach house/swimming pool ranch places with oh-so-subtle lesbian overtones (the way us guys like to imagine it). You know, the ones where the guys are always sneaking around in those 80s T&A movies?
“It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument” - William McAdoo
kellibelli
Member posted 10-08-1999 08:54 AM
Drain bead, if you find you arent that flexible…I’ll fix you up
Now do you see how I could have said something base and commen minded?
I haven’t lost my mind, I have a tape backup around somewhere.
Hey…I am always willing to help out in the name of research/science!
I don’t think I’d get to the sex part, cuz I’d spend the 24 hours playing with the new tits. However, it would also be fun to go braless to the supermarket and go up to guys saying “what the hell are YOU looking at?!?”
After examining the new hardware (or lack thereof) for a few hours, I would probably head down to the bar or mall and ask guys to buy me things.
Oh, and I’d ask for directions.
This has been a very enjoyable thread but I have to take exception to the erstwhile females who are going to have their husbands give them a blowjob. My guess is that the odds of that happening are vanishingly small. Most straight males (myself included) aren’t going to convert for you, even once, even if you ask nicely. It might be a good idea to avoid your spouse altogether for that day.
Hey! That could be a whole new thread – “What would you do if your significant other changed gender for one day?”. I think a lot of us would go “Eeewwww!!!”. I mean we made that choice already, right?
“If you had manifested fatigue upon noticing that you had been an ass, that would have been logical, that would have been rational; whereas it seems to me that to manifest surprise was to be again an ass.”
Mark Twain
Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc
Committing crimes seems high on the list. After all, what better disguise could there be. The whole sex thing might be out, because I don’t know many guys that would get turned on by a woman that would be 6’9". It’s easy to be tall guy, but I imagine the reverse wouldn’t be too helpful.
You know when you’ve got it made? When you get your name in the crossword puzzles
Start the thread, pluto, start the thread! For a DAY, heck, it’d be fun!
I’d get her to go to a jazz club with me for the first time in ten years!
Uke
Good heavens, there are more than 30,000 transsexuals in the U.S. (about half-and-half male-to-female and female-to-male), am I the ONLY board member who knows any?
Definitely check out the lovemaking with both sexes.