Still. That’s pretty damned impressive for a guy according to my information.
[textbook info, you pervs!]
This is still never a twelve, Ardent Ranger.
Wow, you’re writing a textbook? I thought you were just a field researcher! 
Anyway, back to the OP; I also had an incident with a magically dissolving bedframe - the old fashioned metal kind. Broken window, broken box spring, much screaming, damage to carpet and subfloor, hours of laughter. I guess that’s about an 8.
I do have an incident that falls somewhere between 9 and 10, but to be fair, it does involve a tent, sloped ground, and improper pegging.
Shhhh…
You’ll blow my cover.