I am such a guy who thinks about female orgasms from time to time, and I hear about them from other guys in spots, and in fact I am once present when a female orgasm occurs, but this is so long ago it is practically ancient history.
The historic orgasm I attend personally is followed by some afterglow, as I remember, and this is accompanied by a cigarette, and after the cigarette the doll goes to sleep, as the excitement wears her out more than somewhat.
So I pick up a book, as I am a great hand at reading, as long as the words are not too long, and the printing of these words is done with a large typeface.
Now this book concerns geology, which is an interesting science, as science goes, and I commence reading about earthquakes. I get to the part where earthquakes are measured, which is by way of the Modified Mercalli scale, named after a guy by the name of Mercalli, who is quite a hand at measuring things, especially earthquakes.
The writer of this geology book shows the Mercalli scale in a diagram, or some such, and I am astonished to discover this scale is readily applicable to all the female orgasms which various parties inform me they have witnessed, and which I envy more than somewhat.
But here it is, and to demonstrate that I am an honest guy, I post these findings, as follows:
Magnitude
Of Orgasm/Probable Effects
*01. Not felt by people. Doors may swing slightly.
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Detectable indoors. Hanging objects may swing.
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Vibrations similar to those produced by a passing vehicle.
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Detectable outdoors. Crockery may clink.
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Buildings tremble. Trees and bushes shake.
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Plaster cracks, and some bits may fall.
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Bricks and stones are dislodged.
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Damage to buildings is considerable.
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Ground cracks conspicuously. Some buildings collapse.
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Landslides occur. Many buildings are destroyed.
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Large sea waves develop. Few buildings remain standing.
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Rivers are deflected. Mayhem is total. Everything collapses.*
Now I do not say that any guy tells me he witnesses a number twelve, or even number eleven, but I hear of a ten which occurs, and various nines and eights, and I am most envious of these high digits, since the orgasm I attend myself registers one, and this is without the doors swinging.
I am greatly interested in these matters, as I say, and I am requesting various dolls here and there to confirm whether they ever experience an orgasm which is high in the paint cards, or maybe deny it, as I am never sure when some guys are straight about relating their experiences, and maybe their remarks are the phonus bolonus, at that.