I can’t for the life of me find a place on the web that shows how to make beginner’s origami. All I want to do is make a “waterbomb” out of orange paper, draw a face on it and call it a pumpkin! Every site for origami I’ve found assumes you already know how to make simple things like that. Well, I don’t! I used to, but I forgot. Can anybody help me out here?
You mean like this?
yes, thank you! Geesh, five different combinations of keywords with Google, attempts with Yahoo and Ask Jeeves, nothing. One post to the SDMB? Immediate response. 
For the record, I Googled on “origami waterbomb”. The particular page I pointed to was a few links down, though.