**Sep 23, 2006 — PARIS (Reuters) - France’s Defense Ministry said on Saturday a secret service report saying al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden had died could not be confirmed but said it would launch an inquiry into the leak of secret documents.
If he is dead, I can see how they could handle it on South Park.
Kyle: How do you know he’s really dead?
Cartman: The last thing you do before you die is shit your pants!
Osama: Pffflltttt!
Stan: Okay. He’s dead.
Kenny: [muffled] Heeheeheeheehee!
Despite that effort, Johnny L.A., it’s not really a Cafe Society thread.
And, 2lazy2pee, it’s against our policy on copyrights to quote the entire article. You provided a link (which is consistent with our policy) so anyone who wants to read it can go there and read the full article. There is then no need to copy-and-paste the whole article.