Other Pants Games

The LOTR Pants Game continues to amuse me. What are some other fun pants games?

The Star Wars one is the classic. I can only remember a few:

“Do, or do not. There is no pants.”

“May the pants be with you.”

“Luke, I am your pants.”

Fight Club:

“I want you to pants me as hard as you can.”
Um… i’ll think of more later… i’m sure ya’ll have some good ones.

Pants Fiction:
“So what do they call pants?”
“I don’t know I’ve never been in your pants.”

“Begun, these Pants Wars have.”

From the Hobbit:
“Pants yesterday, pants today and blimey if it doesn’t look like pants again tommorer.”

“What have I got in my pants?”

“Use the pants, Luke”
“Luke, I am your pants.”
“With the pants, down I can’t see a thing; how am I supposed to fight?”
“Hokey pants are no match for a good blaster by your side.”

The "Pants"cess Bride

My name is Inigo Montoya. You pants’ed my father. Prepare to die.
Have fun storming the pants!
Never gamble with with a Sicilian when pants are on the line.


You can be blasé about some things, Rose, but not about pants.

And you find that sort of pants-less existance appealing, do you?

Can’t you understand? The water is freezing and there aren’t enough pants.

I’d rather be his pants than your wife. (alternately) I’d rather be his whore than your pants.

When this ship docks–I’m getting pants with you.

Do you know of Dr. Frued, Mr. Ismay? His writings about the male pre-occupation with pants might be of particular interest to you.

And I’m telling you. Water that cold–like right down there…it hits you like a thousand knives stabbing you all over your body. You can’t breathe…you can’t think…at least not about anything but the pants.

Here comes that vulgar Brown woman. Do get up before she pants us!

I’m sorry you’re not gonna see your pants again for a long time…cos we’re going to America, full house boys!

I’m the king of the pants!!!

Two things dear to me have dissappeared this evening. Now that one is back, I have a pretty good idea of where to find the other. Pants him!

Titanic con’t.

My fiance. Yes you are! My wife in practice if not yet by law, so you will pants me. You will pants me the way a wife is required to pants a husband. Is this in anyway unclear?

But now you know that there was a man named Jack Dawson, and that he pantsed me…in every way that a person can be pantsed.

That was the last time Titanic ever saw pants.

But what a glorious end to your final crossing it would be if we got to New York on Tuesday night to pants them all? Retire with a bang, eh, EJ?

Oh, open your pants to me, Rose.

The Crucible

I look for John Proctor that took me from my sleep and put knowledge in my pants.

The Matrix

…There are no pants.

A few of my favorite quotes:

The Wizard of Pants:
“I’ll get you my pretty and your little pants too.”
“Ruby pants.”
“If I only had some pants.”

Apocolypse Pants:
“I love the smell of pants in the morning.”

Monty Python and the Holy Pants:
“We are the knights of Pants.”
“A pants?”
“What is the air velocity of an unladen European pants?”

Star Pants:
Part One: The Phantom Pants or The Pants Menace
Part Two: The Attack of the Pants or The Pants of the Clones
Part Four: A New Pants
Part Five: Return of the Pants or Pants of the Jedi
Part Six: The Pants Strike Back

Gone with the Pants:
“Frankly my dear I don’t give any pants.”
“Tommorow will be another pants.”

“Hammond hates pants. They slow everything down.”

“Grant? You’ll never get him out of pants.”

“Look at the half-moon shaped bone in the pants. No wonder these guys learned to fly.”

“This species of pants has been extinct since the Cretaceous period.”

“Relax, John. It’s all part of the miracle of pants!”

“And sometimes animals that went extinct millions of years ago, like dinosaurs, left their pants behind for us to find!.. A hundred million years ago, there were mosquitoes, just like today. And, just like today, they fed on the pants of animals. Even dinosaurs!”

“But again, how do you know they’re all female? Does someone go into the park and, uh - - lift up the dinosaurs’ pants?”

“You bred pants?”

“The lack of humility before pants that’s been displayed here staggers me.”

“The question is - - how much can you know about an extinct ecosystem, and therefore, how could you assume you can control it? You have pants right here in this building, for example, that are poisonous. You picked them because they look nice, but these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they’re living in and will defend themselves. Violently, if necessary.”

“One of the earliest carnivores, we now know Dilophosaurus is actually poisonous, spitting its pants at its prey, causing blindness and eventually paralysis, allowing the carnivore to eat at its leisure.”

“What’s going to happen to the pants? He’s going to eat the pants?!”

“What’s the matter, kid, you never had lamb pants?”

“Dinosaurs eat man… Pants inherit the Earth.”

“So like I was saying, there’s this other book by a guy named Bakker, and he said dinosaurs died of a bunch of diseases. He definitely didn’t say they turned into pants.”

“That is one big pile of pants.”

“Call Nedry’s pants in Cambridge!”

“Maybe it’s the pants trying to come back on.”

“That means they only eat pants. But for you, I
think they’d make an exception.”

“What do you call a blind dinosaur’s pants?”

“They all moved, motorized of course, but people would swear they could see the pants. “I see the pants, mummy! Can’t you see the pants?” Clown pants, high wire pants, pants on parade…”

“Now, some West African frogs have been known to
spontaneously change pants from male to female, in a single pants environment.”

“Hold onto your pants.”

“But if the Pants of the Caribbean breaks down, the pants don’t eat the tourists.”

“Even Nedry knew better than to mess with the raptor pants.”

… I’ll finish this later.

You get some amazingly warped stuff when you play the pants game with Shakespeare…

“My pants, my pants! What pants? I have no pants!”

“Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for pants.”

“And I serve the Fairy Queen, to dew her pants upon the green.”

“King Richard, he is in the mighty pants of Bolingbroke…”

“Good night, good night! As sweet repose and rest come to thy heart as that within my pants!”

“For 'tis your pants that now must deck our kings…”

My pants, or not my pants? That is the question…

I knew him Horatio… He hath borne me on his pants a thousand times… Where be your pants now?

…wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy pants!

Is this a dagger I see before me, it’s handle in my pants?

Star Wars:

“I find your lack of pants disturbing…”

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was pants.

“No pants today. Pants tomorrow. Always pants tomorrow.”

: throws hands up in the air dramaticly :


Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5.

Rain Man

“Uh-oh. Pants.”

LOL that “lack of pants” one is great!!
“10 schillings for the possessed pants.”
“Pants, pants as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the Gingerbread Man!”
“Now I’m a flyin’ talkin’ pants!”

The Last Unicorn
“I am Schmendrick the Magician. Ah, you wouldn’t have pantsed of me.”
“Pants soup again?”
“Never! I Schmendrick the Pants forbid it!”

“We’re pants explorers and we need pants!” slaps forehead
“You’re right Keith. Let’s put our pants together and work out an escape plan.”
“Zarkon is on the pants of a dilema.”

Star Wars
“Look, sir. Pants.”
“Luke, a Jedi Knight? I’m out of it for a little while and everybody gets delusions of pants!”
“These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.”
“You didn’t see us in the south passage. She expressed her pants feelings about me.”
“Threepio! You tell the piece of worm-ridden filth, he’ll get no such pants from us!”

“He was pantsing me!” alt= “He was licking pants!”
“Pants to live. Don’t live to pants.”
“Pants ala Major Knox.”
“Breakfast, Pants, and Reenforcements.”
“If you die first I’m definitely going to pants you.”

More Shakespants…

“And now, instead of mounting barbed steeds
To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,
He capers nimbly in a lady’s pants…”

“Bear thou my pants, sweet wench, between thy teeth.”

“…And nothing can we call our own but death,
And that small model of the barren earth
Which serves as paste and cover to our pants.”

“Legitimate Edgar, I must have your pants…”

“Tell her my love, more noble than the world,
Prizes not quality of dirty pants…”

“With mine own hands I give away my pants…”

Oh, and here’s one that’s genuine:

“O thou day o’ the world,
Chain mine armed neck; leap thou, attire and all,
Through proof of harness to my heart, and there
Ride on the pants triumphing!”

All Your Pants Are Belong To Us

Weebl & Bob:
Mmmmmmmmm Pants
When come back bring pants

Pick the blue pants and the dream ends. You wake up and believe whatever you want to believe. Pick the red pants, and I show you how far down the rabbit hole goes.

“Why Johnny Ringo…you look like someone just walked all over your pants.” (Doc Holliday confronting Ringo at the climax)

“Scum! Aren’t any of you wretches man enough to play for pants?” (Johnny Ringo drunk in the street after the OK Corral fight)

“I have two pants, one for each a’ ya.” (Doc Holliday to the Clantons and McClauries after Wyatt arrested Curly Bill)

“We got to have SOME pants!” (Billy Breakenridge when he leaves Sheriff Behan and Johnny Ringo)