We had a right bit of fun in chat last night playing “without any pants on,” but alas, it was lost to the ages. So for old time’s sake, I officially start up a fresh thread of the game. Simply add the phrase “…without any pants on.” to the end of a song title and the hijix ensue! Here are a couple to get you started:
“Love will keep us together without any pants on”
“Send in the clowns without any pants on”
“Falling in love again without any pants on”
Go to it!
“What Have You Done For Me Lately Without any Pants On?”
“Smells Like Teen Spirit Without any Pants On”
Knock Down Walls Without Any Pants On
Due to the prodding and poking by way of cattle prod from Pricciar and Valerie Blaise <g>, I am posting the songs that we came up with on the chat. This is a long list, but read it, so you dont come up with stuff we already did.
Note: Y’all better enjoy this. I went through 460 pages (On Word no less) of my MIRC log to get this list, and cut it down to 6 pages, as well as editing out the unrelated parts! I also took out certain incriminating parts, ahem, Satan :).The original <> were changed to Asterisks to keep the board from thinking it was jacked up code (Thank god for the replace function in word!). I also didnt take out a few duplicates, so if you see them, disregard it. It’s too much to edit.
VogueVixn or take a song title and add “without any pants on”
Doobieous How Can We Be Wrong Without Any Pants On - Trinere
pricciar We Are The World Without any pants on.
VogueVixn “walkin’ after midnight” (without any pants on)
Satan Time After Time w/out any pants on
Doobieous Come Into My Arms Without Any Pants On
VBlaise If I could turn back time w/o any pants on
BigLouie Livin la vida loca without any pants on
Satan I love you without any pants on
Doobieous Show Me Without Any Pants On
Alphagene Safety dance without any pants on
BigLouie thriller without any pants on
pricciar Wake me up before you go go Without any pants on.
VBlaise Bitch w/o any pants on
BigLouie beat it without any pants on
Falcon Sweet Dreams are Made of This without any pants on
Doobieous You Know You Want It Without Any Pants On
Satan Whole Lotta Rosie Without My Pants On
BigLouie Come on Ellein without any pants on
VogueVixn I want it that way without any pants on
Alphagene Nobody loves me without any pants on
VBlaise Alone without any pants on
BigLouie Can’t Touch This without any pants on
pricciar dont kiss and dont tell without any pants on?
Doobieous I Go Crazy Without Any Pants On
VBlaise Big Balls without any pants on
Alphagene Monkey wrench without any pants on
VogueVixn From this moment witout any pants on
Satan Enter Sandman Without Any Pants On
Falcon Unforgiven Without Any Pants On
VogueVixn Sailing, without any pants on
VBlaise I Touch Myself w/o any pants on
Alphagene One without any pants on
pricciar Come Sail Away Without any pants on.
Satan Run To You Without Any Pants On
BigLouie Louie Louie without any pants on
Doobieous Freak It Without Any Pants On
pricciar Eat it w/o any pants on.
Doobieous Booty Time Without Any Pants On
VogueVixn Muskrat love without any pants on
Satan Cherish Without Any Pants On
pricciar amazing grace w/o any pants on
Alphagene Brandenburg Concerto #3 n D Major without any pants on
VogueVixn Love will keep us together, without any pants on
VBlaise My Own Worst Enemy w/o any pants on
pricciar Silent Night w/o any pants on
Doobieous You’re the One Without Any Pants On
Satan Turn The Page Without Any Pants On
Doobieous It’s Automatic Without Any Pants On
BigLouie Amazin’ without any pants on
pricciar Jingle Bells w/o any pants on
VBlaise Crying w/o any pants on
Alphagene Electric slide without any pants on (ouch)
BigLouie Eat the Rich without any pants on
Doobieous Silent Night Without Any Pants On
VBlaise Loser W/O any pants on
VogueVixn On Bluberry hill without any pants on
pricciar Here comes santa clause w/o any pants on
Alphagene Whats going on without any pants on
Doobieous Sally That Girl Without Any Pants On
AuraSeer I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus without any pants on
BigLouie Push it without any pants on
Satan Turbo Lover Without Any Pants On
pricciar I am enjoying sullying christmas carols.
Doobieous Doesnt work -* Salve Regina Without Any Pants On
VogueVixn Radar love without any pants on
Alphagene Dreidel dreidel dreidel without any pants on
VBlaise Deck the halls w/o any pants on?
Satan Brown-Eyed Girl Without Any Pants On
VogueVixn West end girls without any pants on’
VBlaise American Girl without any pants on
Alphagene With or without you without any pants on
AuraSeer I Am without any pants on
Doobieous You Don’t Have To Worry Without Any Pants On
BigLouie Stayin’ Alive without any pants on
pricciar It came upon a midnight clear w/o any pants on
AuraSeer Black dog without any pants on
BigLouie I will survive without any pants on
VogueVixn That’s the way I like it, without any pants on
AuraSeer Goin’ to California without any pants on
Satan Help Without Any Pants On
Doobieous Boy I’ve Been Told Without Any Pants On
Alphagene 867-5309 without any pants on
VBlaise I got you under my skin w/o any pants on
Doobieous Always And Forever Without Any Pants On
VogueVixn cocktails for two without any pants on
pricciar Rubber ducky w/o any pants on
Doobieous Silly Without Any Pants On
Satan Gimme Three Steps Without Any Pants On
VBlaise Just You and I w/o any pants on
Alphagene One bitten without any pants on
pricciar Its not easy being green w/o any pants on
Satan Twice Shy Without Any Pants On
Satan Paperback Writer Without Any Pants On
Doobieous White Horse Without Any Pants On - Laid Back
VogueVixn within you and without you without any pants on
Alphagene Sgt. Pepper’s lonely heart clubs band without any pants on
VBlaise The Boys are Back in town, w/o any pants on
VogueVixn all right!
Alphagene Let’s hear it for the boy without any pants on
VogueVixn Everybody’s workin for the weekend without any pants on
Satan Helpless Without Any Pants On
VogueVixn How will I know without any pants on?
Alphagene I don;t wanna work, I wanna bang on the drum all day without any pants on
Doobieous Let The Music Play Without Any Pants On
Satan I Am So Into You Without Any Pants On
VogueVixn Take on me without any pants on
pricciar Might as well jump w/.o any pants on
Alphagene Dancing on the ceiling without any pants on
VBlaise Talk dirty to me w/o any pants on
Satan I Want You Without Any Pants On
VogueVixn the girl is mine without any pants on
Alphagene 99 Luft balloons without any pants on
VBlaise I want You to Want ME w/o any pants on
Satan Doob - Really? Well…
VBlaise surrender w/o any pants on
Alphagene I didnt mean to turn you on without any pants on
VogueVixn All shook up without any pnats on
Alphagene simply irresistable without any pants on
VBlaise You’ve Got Another Thing Coming w/o Any Pants On
Satan To Hell and Back Without Any Pants On
Doobieous Dancing On the Fire without any pants on
Doobieous Counting The Days Without Any Pants On
VogueVixn Ring of fire without any pants on (ouch!)
Alphagene The boots are made for walking without any pants on
Satan I Walk The Line Without Any Pants On
BigLouie Black Hole Sun without any pants on
Doobieous Sending All My Love Without Any Pants On
Alphagene I want candy without any pants on
Satan Spoonman Without Any Pants On
CanadaSue Dont go Breakin My Heart Without Any Pants On
VBlaise Jesus Christ Pose w/o any pants on
Satan Love Gun Without Any Pants On
VogueVixn don’t let the sun go down on me without any pants on
VBlaise Beth w/o any pants on
Satan Orgasm Addict Without Any Pants On
Doobieous Catch me I’m Falling Without Any Pants On
VogueVixn Hakuna Matata w/o any pants on
pricciar My name is luca w/o pants on
BigLouie Jessie’s Girl without any pants on
VBlaise Just a Gigolo w/o any pants on
Doobieous Love You Down Without Any Pants On
Alphagene Under the sea without any pants on
VogueVixn the colors
Ironing my shirts without any pants on
(no I haven’t heard of drycleaning)
Inna-gadda-de-vita w/o any pants on.
::scratches head::
I don’t get this.
Satan, remember how I was telling you about my dream job? I think I changed my mind.
Good Lord, you guys spent a Saturday night doing THIS?!
Almost makes my social life look exciting by comparison…
Why don’t we do it in the Road…without any pants on!
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
Rollin’ & Tumblin’ without any pants on
Let the Good Times Roll without any pants on
Jessica without any pants on
Leyla without any pants on
Let it Rain without any pants on
In the Presence of the Lord without any pants on
I Shot the Sheriff without any pants on
I Feel Free without any pants on
I Can’t Stand It without any pants on
Let It Grow without any pants on
Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door without any pants on
Promises without any pants on
(my my, Clapton lends himself to this game quite well, I must say.)
Walk like an Egyptian without any pants on
Killing me softly without any pants on.
Libby’s Mom
Sandra
You Won’t See Me without any pants on.
<font face=“comic sans” size=5>He Fights The Never-Ending Battle For Truth, Justice , And The American Way Without Any Pants On!</font>
Is an appreciation of beauty a function of the human soul?
That list was just too long to read, if I duplicate pleas forgive me, or not, as you wish.
Ironman w/o any pants on
Feel like makin love w/o any pants on
Shameless w/o any pants on
Ain’t goin down till the sun comes up w/o any pants on
Baby, I’ma want you w/o any pants on
Julie, Julie do you love me w/o any pants on
You ain’t woman enough (to take my man ) w/o any pants on
Knights in white satin w/o any pants on
Baby I’m yours w/o any pants on
Maggie May w/o any pants on
Call me w/o any pants on
When I need you w/o any pants on
Danny Boy w/o any pants on
Chatahoochie w/o any pants on
How do you sleep at night w/o any pants on
When you were mine w/o any pants on
Rodeo w/o any pants on
Thats the way love goes w/o any pants on
Lone Star beer and Bob Wills music w/o any pants on
All the young girls love Alice w/o any pants on
The lion sleeps tonight w/o any pants on
I guess that’s more than enough.
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
I can’t believe we missed:
“Great Balls of Fire Without Any Pants On”
(Whoo-hoo!)
Under the Boardwalk w/o any pants on
Leaving On a Jet Plane w/o any pants on
Love Peace and Grease w/o any pants on
Storms In Africa w/o any pants on
Paint the Sky and Stars w/o any pants on
I am me… accept it or not.
How about,
A boy named Sue w/o any pants on .
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
Me and You and a dog named Boo without any pants on
Na na, hey hey, kiss him goodbye without any pants on
Alone again, naturally without any pants on
We are the champions without any pants on
The Little Drummer Boy Without Any Pants On
This also works when you replace the “pah-rum-pum-pum-pum” in the song with with “without (possessive pronoun of choice) pants on:”
“Come, they told me, without their pants on
A new born king to see without his pants on
Our finest gifts we bring without our pants on
To lay before the king without his pants on,
Without his pants on,
Without his pants on…
So, to honor him without our pants on…
When we come.”
Sick, sick, sick, and I am still giggling.
BTW, I am a Christian and happen to love this Christmas carol, but I have a sense of humor about it and find this hilarious. 
I used to think the world was against me. Now I know better. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.