Best sequential thread title nominations

At the time I am posting this, the thread “Songs about self pleasure” is immediately followed by “Without any pants on.”

“Well, walk it off! And next time, stretch before you ovulate.” – Al Bundy

I just plan on avoinding the “Bed Ridden Fat People” “Without My Pants On” combo like the plague.

Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.

Have you ever been stalked… without any pants on?

I am me… accept it or not.

what poster would you most like to marry/whatever… without any pants on.

Now there IS a thought!

“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas

What would You Like To Stick Up Satan’s Ass? ? Trolls ?

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

There are more than a couple of posters that I would like to whatever without any pants on.

Right now the top one is Orangecakes.


“What have you always wanted to ask God?”“Influences-who are yours?”

“Songs about self pleasure”“Stop it, just stop doing that!”

“Did anyone watch Oprah this week”“Fetishes-confusing, indeed.”

Heatherlee fans!bed-ridden fat people,without pants on!

Wee little winkles.
Eeek! I’m turning into my father!

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
– John Kenneth Galbraith

Bed ridden fat people
Things I found in my kitchen cupboard

“If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”

Flora’s dead
Wierd dear accidents

Best one I saw just now…

“Chicago Meeting Minutes” followed by “Wierd Dear Accidents.”

Something you Chicagoans need to tell us? :wink:

“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin

What have you always wanted to ask God without any pants on?

Interpretation of cryptic songs: is someone trying to tell me something?

Things I found in my kitchen cupboard: Satan Slept Here…

Bed-Ridden Fat People: Your order is ready, please.

What do you want to put up Satan’s Ass?
Those robotic Lego toys…

Who Shot JFK?
Alright, wiseacres! Just stop it! Stop doing that!

And, of course:

What Have You Always Wanted to Ask God?

“What do You Want to Put Up Satan’s Ass?”

At one point, I thought about starting a thread like this one.

It was when “The hardest thing” was immediatley below “Dick Haiku” :slight_smile:


“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

This is one I saw just now. It should be very appropriate when the tech stock bubble finally bursts.

HS student thinking about a computer career
Your Order is Ready Please!

“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler

Currently in GQ:
A pop culture question about Mr. Rogers
Movie Ratings Comic strips–who’s doing the artwork?Bread Making Machines
Hitler’s silverware smilingjaws Monkey in a teacup w/o any pants on, of course

I’m afraid to open any of those, together or separetely

Oh, no. I just came up with some more:

Interpretation of cryptic songs
I Feel Like Crap

Songs about self-pleasure
What to do with a four year old
(no, you didn’t just read that. Moving along…)

Who Shot JKF?
Texas A&M - not the brightest students

Is someone trying to tell me something?
Stop it ! Just stop doing that !

What poster would you like to marry(or whatever)
Those robotic Lego toys…

“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler

What poster would you like to marry(or whatever)

I think the “or whatever” part fits better there…

Question authority–just not mine.