I went to high school in a small town. I had heard a couple of tales that had happened to a guy in the neighboring town, less than 20 miles away.
The first story was about how this not too bright guy had ejaculated into the gravy at the chicken place he’d worked. He’d gotten caught, I think. Not too much to that story. Needless to say, we all pretty much went other places for chicken.
The other story (this is what I don’t believe) involves the same guy. He had sex with a girl, and to prevent her from becoming pregnant, placed a well shook bottle of DrPepper into her vagina. This bottle then became lodged inside her. She had to go to the doctor and get it removed.
I don’t believe either one of these had happened, but was curious as to whether anyone else had heard these.
There was one I’d heard later in life about a pizza delivery guy ejaculating on a pizza and then calling the people back later. This one reeks of UL.
“I dream that she aims to be the bloom upon my misery”
I hadn’t heard of these specifically, but they all smell of UL.
Stories of employees adulterating food have been around for a long time. These may be founded on truth.
The Dr. Pepper on is a variation of the <a
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>Coke-as-a-douche story.</a> I can’t imagine a bottle becoming lodged, a current 20-oz bottle could hardly go in far enough. If it were a matter of being vacuum-sealed, puncturing the bottle would release the seal.
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled
I hadn’t heard of these specifically, but they all smell of UL.
Stories of employees adulterating food have been around for a long time. These may be founded on truth.
The Dr. Pepper on is a variation of the Coke-as-a-douche story. I can’t imagine a bottle becoming lodged, a current 20-oz bottle could hardly go in far enough. If it were a matter of being vacuum-sealed, puncturing the bottle would release the seal.
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Using an open bottle in the vagina is not a good idea. There is a chance the bottle can create a vacuum, no I don’t know the physics, I just read it somewhere OK? And makes it a pain to get out.
Yeah, but like someone said, break the bottle or cut the end off and the vacuum will be broken as well. Got to be careful, and no it is not a good idea to do, but there are stupid people out there.