Ouch! Hot Cheese on my thigh.

So, I’m up late as is my wont, eating a microwaved BK Hamlet. Halfway through, while taking a bite, something in between a teaspoon and tablespoon of molten cheese falls onto my thigh. Ouchies! I umm… still ate some of it after it cooled embarrassed and then washed the gunk off. Damn, it was still one tasty sandwich though.

(Too M+P?)

Sounds like a good premise for a porno.

Silly person, you’re no supposed to spread cheese on your thigh! You’re supposed to spread it on your shin!

BK Hamlet?

You and the King need to work out a safeword.