Ouija Boards - I used to think it was bull until......

I’m interested in the mechanics of spiritual interaction with the physical world. Those guys in the *Ghost Hunters *show have been traveling all over the world trying to catch spirits with their ectoplasmic pants down, but apparently ghosts the world over are camera shy.

So spirits wanting to manipulate us humans have to resort to Ouija boards. And they do this by guiding several pairs of fingertips resting on planchettes over letters of the alphabet and YES and NO. It seems fairly restrictive of them. If they really want to beguile and drive us to despair, they should more common means of communication such as TV, newspapers, Interweb…oh wait, they already do? Then why are they still using Ouija boards? That’s like buying an egg timer for the sand when you live in the Sahara Desert.

:confused: It’s “so difficult” for me because you can’t seem to make up your mind.

I said:

To which you responded:

You are the one who brought up the spirit world. You are the one confusing things. So, I don’t know why you feel the need to get pissy with me.

And I said, if the seer cannot see the changes that might occur that affect the event, then they are not actually seeing the future.

I have an appointment with the eye doctor at 4pm on Monday. If I predict that I will be at the eye doctor at 4pm on Monday, am I looking into the future? This prediction is null-and-void if something happens to prevent my appointment (or even if I decide not to go). So, how is this different from what the seer sees?

Yes, spirits seem to be surprisingly coy. And they seem to represent themselves in the same manner as a poor Hollywood movie. Not even. Why can’t they just appear to us and get to the damn point? Why move a planchette, when they could just pick up a pen and write something. Shoot, open up Word on my computer and type me a message. It doesn’t always have to be so dramatic, does it? Or are they a vain, theatrical bunch?

Also, if these demons are so good at possession, why not just hop into the body of the entire world who’s behind the wheel, during rush hour, and cause mass chaos?

Oh man, do we not see how ridiculous this all is?

Y’know, I asked myself, “Self, why have you read most of this thread?” The only honest answer was that I wished to make snarky comments that do not add to the debate. I lay myself in the hands of the mods, and beg their forgiveness. I mean, this whole thread should qualify as “extenuating circumstances,” shouldn’t it? (hopeful :slight_smile: )

I’m so confident in the quality of my mojo that I can gve you the final number of the sequence, “9.” Yes, I’m magical, but I don’t know the area code. I’ll try “312.” Tommy’s record company bought that number in 312. AREA CODE 312. They bought it in 1982.

MadTV thinks so.

Works for me! The nuns conditioned me to react to white blouses and plaid jumpers that no longer touched the floor when the girl kneeled. :eek:

That’s a start, but could I buy a version with a Cate Blanchett small enough to sit on me?

No, your HEART is the seat of the spirit. Or it may be your liver. Or your pineal gland. But NOT your brain. What the hell do they teach in science classes these days?

Sweet zombie Jesus, what do I have to do to avoid it?

Dude, it’s Donnie and Marie and Napoleon Dynamite 24-7. I will admit to having had a dream about Marie Osmond, but we didn’t do ANYTHING. Which was probably her preference. God knows I wanted to, but my wife was there. :frowning:

(a comment on kanicbird’s theology) Bro, it’s interesting, but I lived for years by Wheaton College, a font of conservative Christianity, and they would probably exceed me in their dismissal of your apparent beliefs as heresy. Nothing personal, but you should probably find another spiritual leader before you fall too deeply into the Pit of Theological Error.

Lunchtime doubly so…

The spirit world SUCKS.

http://www.veoh.com/search/videos/q/pam+reynolds#watch%3Dv152492198SHCCtT8

I had a weird experience usng an ouija board around ten years ago. My brother and I decided to see if there was anything to it or not, and both vowed not to purposely move the planchette. We followed the directions exactly, balancing the board on our knees, and lightly resting our fingers on the planchette. Then we waited.

Nothing happened.

Isn’t that strange? On TV and in books it always moves, but it sat there inert, as if it was just a lifeless piece of plastic.

I suppose this could be proof that the spirits were not home when we attempted to contact them, but I think it’s more likely proof of something else entirely: the planchette only moves when someone pushes it.

Care to give me the gist of this video, anyone? I’m on an internet plan that discourages watching fifteen minute videos.

This is exactly what demons do all the time, sometimes.

They trick you.

Exactly my experience. :stuck_out_tongue: But you know it doesn’t work for non-believers (or in their presence). :rolleyes:

Valete,
Vox Imperatoris

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Have faith in Coke."

It can be downloaded for free.

…though it’s still 15mins of Barnumism in action.

Free and 15 minutes long? Such a thing is impossible by the rules of reality. The supernatural must be true!

Actually, Spirit World is located in scenic midtown Omaha Nebraska. They stock wine, beer and liquor as well as a variety of the freshest homemade salads, soups and sandwiches…

I have something like that, but it’s nothing to do with an internet plan.

It’s OK for you to say you didn’t want to dignify lekatt’s link with a click.

Never fear, I personally have about 13 minutes worth of dignity. From what I gathered, it’s scientific proof that when somebody’s having a brain aneurism, something happens.

lekatt’s spirits are demons who are deceiving him. Spirit guides in modern day mysticism used to be called guides to human destiny by the Greeks in their religion w/ the Mount Olympus gods (this also goes for Egyptian, Roman, Wiccan etc. it is the same gods in different costumes) . They would be assigned people to guide them through life, some were considered good others evil, but in general were considered neutral. The Greek word for these spirit guides is δαιμονες, or it’s more modern forms daemon, daimon, demon, which Jesus revealed as evil, powerful and deceptive (along with the power to tell the future btw). Modern day mysticism is the Greek religion with Greek gods under different names. It is the Satanic power structure, but as Jesus revealed them as evil, Jesus is needed in the person to reveal them as evil, which it appears lekatt does not have, or at least is ignoring Him. The Ouiji board is just a idol to communicate with ‘household gods’ or the modern term ‘spirit guide’.

But lekatt has experienced the spiritual and that is sometimes very hard on a person. The hardest part for some is people not believing your experience is real, it makes one feel isolated or worse, makes you feel that you are mentally ill because everyone tells you it’s not real. Telling people that they are defective and real stuff that exists and they witnessed is not real can be very damaging to a person. I know what lekatt has experienced is very real, just his interpretation I disagree with.