So, Tuba, when are you gonna hire me as the TMI moderator?
Holy Bourbon and Branch Davidians!
And here I’d pictured MEBuck more in the Florence King tradition of cussed, erudite southern eccentrics. (Okay, male and maybe not a monarchist but…)
Oh, heckydurnitall. Great choice and welcome to the insanity, MEBbuck! If that poor traumatized goat doesn’t survive your initiation a side test just MIGHT concern applied barbeque techniques. Just as training for those tricky BBQPit moves, y’understand.
::casually butt-smacks UncaPee while exiting::
Veb
Congrats, MEB’r! 
You folks aren’t stupid are you? Gearing up for a mods vs members debate are we? Congrats MEBuckner.
It isn’t official until someone takes him to the pit.
Must be one sad deputy. 
Congrats MEB!!!
They played Mahler’s Resurrection Symphony over his grave, and the next thing you know…
Congrats, MEBuckner!