Let’s go into every thread and make a “me too!” or a “lol” post
177…176…
stv
Here is the 2-millionth post
me too … lol
Hey! This is the third time in the past couple of hours that I have been mentioned in a thread. Or, more accurately, that I have noticed a mention of my name in a thread. All done without the help of vanity searches, thank you very much. 
(Dirty Earthworm alerted me to the first one, and the other one I found all by myself :P)
Well, Bearflag70, I’m here now… but I’m not sure I’ll help matters much. 
Quick, everyone put Mr. C on their ignore list, so we can still have our party.
ok, but I want to start the 110,000th thread
What do you mean, Mr.?
stv
A 2,000,000 Post Party? Who brought the booze?
No, wait…I don’t want to turn this into the drunken mess that was “The Nothing Post.” (NO! I won’t link it! If I can’t have the two millionth post, you can’t have your stupid link! So there!)
-Dirty … and bitter
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so I’m sleepy
I started a thread just like this in January (after the February bomb, the number got bumped back again, which may be what Mr. Cynical is implying), but nobody came to my party. C@W, what have you got that I don’t? Oh, strippers, I see.
How many more?
But will the 2 millionth post be:
A rant in the pit where someone gets called a turd-burglar?
A well phrased and logically argued contribution to GQ?
A ‘my bunny got hit by a tractor’ seek for condolences in MPSIMS?
God weighing in a confirming to everyone that she exists in GD?
Some diatribe about the pet shop boys in Cafe Society?
A piece of crap from someone saying me too in IMHO istead of actually giving a HO?
Will the mods come and close this thread as being a post count inflator?
Do the mods exist in real life or are they artificially intelligent?
Will the admins crash the boards so they can post 2 million?
Will the admins actuallyh be able to tell us?
Will the hamster give in a die 1 post short?
152 and counting.
OK, fine. One more gratu … gratuiti …
How do you spell that word?
Whatever it is, I just padded my post count and brought us one closer to 2,000,000. Go me!
-Dirty, delusional, and up waaaaaay past his bedtime.
:eek:
::runs to check on bunnies::
Oh, you meant some OTHER bunnies.
::whew::
41 more! Zzzzzzzzzzzz…
-Dirty, Doc, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, Inky, Blinky, Marcia, Greg, Peter…and a partridge in a pear tree. (but not Danny, cuz he sucks.)
Oh, I’ve got things you aint never seen before and no-one else has either so I’m not sure what attracted people.
133 …
[singing]
take one down,
and pass it around,
129 bottles of beer on the wall
[/singing]
Sorry Alice, didn’t mean to startle you.
And I won’t hold anything against your bunnies either.
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